Happy Fathers Day...

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• BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

  June 2019 edited June 2019

  Can’t wait for brunch later with my Dads.

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• theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,287

  June 2019

  I'm pour. I'm bagging groceries today. My kids and wife will be enjoying this day without me. It's perfect.

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• BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465

  June 2019

  theknowledge said:

  I'm pour. I'm bagging groceries today. My kids and wife will be enjoying this day without me. It's perfect.

  You're pour? I knew there was something wrong with you

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,690

  June 2019

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,118

  June 2019

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041

  June 2019

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,118

  June 2019

  Doog_de_Jour said:

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  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?

  Fuck! I can't believe I missed that.

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,690

  June 2019

  PurpleBaze said:

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  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,118

  June 2019

  YellowSnow said:

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  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Just so white...

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,753

  June 2019

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Wood!
  
  About the idea of a massage... kudos to @Doog_de_Jour

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,753

  June 2019

  YellowSnow said:

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  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,118

  June 2019

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

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  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

  Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 65,565

  June 2019

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

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  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

  I always thought it was cool in Gangs of New York how Daniel Day-Lewis pronounced it "porta-geezy"

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,753

  June 2019

  PurpleBaze said:

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  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

  Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.

  My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.
  
  Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
  
  Apologies in advance.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,118

  June 2019

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

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  PurpleBaze said:

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

  Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.

  My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.
  
  Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
  
  Apologies in advance.

  M'kaaaay...

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,753

  June 2019

  PurpleBaze said:

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  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

  Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.

  My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.
  
  Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
  
  Apologies in advance.

  M'kaaaay...

  Possibly drunk already... apologies now.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,118

  June 2019

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

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  PurpleBaze said:

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

  Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.

  My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.
  
  Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
  
  Apologies in advance.

  M'kaaaay...

  Possibly drunk already... apologies now.

  I'd be drunk all day too if I was married to a 3 1/2.
  
  T's & P's

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,690

  June 2019

  Doog_de_Jour said:

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  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?

  The message gals always have their hands full with my knotted up rower late. Should prolly go more than once every 5 years.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,753

  June 2019

  PurpleBaze said:

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  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  YellowSnow said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Just had a nice couple’s message.

  Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.
  
  I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.

  Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.

  Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.

  Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.

  My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.
  
  Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
  
  Apologies in advance.

  M'kaaaay...

  Possibly drunk already... apologies now.

  I'd be drunk all day too if I was married to a 3 1/2.
  
  T's & P's

  On Father’s Day my advice to all you non- father and unmarried fucks is a reversible vasectomy. When you finally find your 10 conveniently have the surgery to reverse and trap the bitch.
  
  Keep your P’s, I’ll take your t’s.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,753

  June 2019

  3 drinks in I look and see this...
  
  
  
  Nice knowing you bitches.

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