Announcement for the bored (a date that will live in infamy)
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for some of us slow learners and obviously stupid half brains you could do this twice. The only thing I kept, and that is questionable, is my sanity. FML I am in tearsdigits said:
Meh, might as well give it a shot. I mean, what do you have to lose? Other than your house, half your assets, your child, and sanity. NBD!Swaye said:
lol who cares?digits said:
Nov. 8th we? play the Beavs.UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
What is your wife gonna say when you tell her why that doesn't fit into your schedule? #priorities
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My wife disagrees.Mad_Son said:
Sometimes being a minute man pays offUW_Doog_Bot said:
You and your 53 seconds.Mad_Son said:
Mad_son 2.0UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
Release date 8/30/2019
4 kids would argue it still gets the job done. -
I just found out I have a kid in Minnesota. I'm in the dad club too bitches.
https://barstoolsports.com/boston/kudos-to-this-4-year-old-who-took-grandpas-suv-to-make-a-candy-run -
Nothing. We will all be dead in 12 years.dnc said: -
Ummmmm...Swaye said:I knew about @UW_Doog_Bot 's vaginal heroics as well, but did not want to spill the beans.
Yes, basically the next generation of degenerate HHB losers are all in the oven at one tim
@Doog_de_Jour are you preggers?
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If your wives have the same due date it's safe to assume you came at the same time and since there is no doubt you were both fantasizing about each other when you did, Who's to say you two didn't actually make love?
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Congrats!?!
This is kinda crazy. I’ve heard of chicks working together and someone how their red flows getting on the same schedule.
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From a certain point of view...Doogles said:If your wives have the same due date it's safe to assume you came at the same time and since there is no doubt you were both fantasizing about each other when you did, Who's to say you two didn't actually make love?
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If one of you names it Apag, great name for a boy or girl, I’ll let you choose my avatar for a week.
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Then he'd inevitably grow up to be a male feminist.allpurpleallgold said:If one of you names it Apag, great name for a boy or girl, I’ll let you choose my avatar for a week.
And congratulations or whatever.
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Pitchfork51 said:
Then he'd inevitably grow up to be a male feminist.allpurpleallgold said:If one of you names it Apag, great name for a boy or girl, I’ll let you choose my avatar for a week.
And congratulations or whatever.
Might as well just drown the little fucker
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If it's a boy and I name it Bernie, can I pick your avatar for a year?allpurpleallgold said:If one of you names it Apag, great name for a boy or girl, I’ll let you choose my avatar for a week.
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Yes but I will need to see the long form birth certificate.Swaye said:
If it's a boy and I name it Bernie, can I pick your avatar for a year?allpurpleallgold said:If one of you names it Apag, great name for a boy or girl, I’ll let you choose my avatar for a week.
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Fuck you and your likely to be piece of shit offspring.
