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Some advice for Swaye on the night of the wedding
YellowSnow
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I honestly had no idea the mileage the bored would get out of this, or how dark it would get.LoneStarDawg said:
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The hand towel and the washrag were purchased at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
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It's like a chin gold rush for everyone here. TYFYS.Swaye said:
I honestly had no idea the mileage the bored would get out of this, or how dark it would get.LoneStarDawg said:
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It’s definitely the happiest everyone’s been in a while on here. Except zone cause he’s a fucking idiot and is gone for the 2nd time.
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Just imagine how much he would have fucked up the board in the past 2 days with his try-hard, unfunny posts.dirtysouwfdawg said:It’s definitely the happiest everyone’s been in a while on here. Except zone cause he’s a fucking idiot and is gone for the 2nd time.
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He’s probably the worst new poster I’ve ever seen come through here. But the handle was fitting given how much the Zone sucks.PurpleBaze said:
Just imagine how much he would have fucked up the board in the past 2 days with his try-hard, unfunny posts.dirtysouwfdawg said:It’s definitely the happiest everyone’s been in a while on here. Except zone cause he’s a fucking idiot and is gone for the 2nd time.
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Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
There's a pain where there once was a heart
It's sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it
Right there in that jar?
Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ning
It's today that's the day of the plunge
Oh the gal I'm to marry
Is a bow-legged sow
I've been soakin' up drink like a sponge
"Don't ya worry, get dressed, " cried my mother
As she plied me with bourbon so sour
Pull your socks up, put your suit on
Comb your long hair down
For you will be wed in the hour
So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
There's a pain where there once was a heart
I'm sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya please take it out, and preserve it
Right there in that jar?
Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
There's a pain where there once was a heart
It's sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it
Right there in that jar?
I was tremblin', as I put on my jacket
It had creases as sharp as a knife
I put the ring in my pocket
But there was a note
And my heart it jumped into my mouth
It read, "Darlin', I'm sorry to hurt you
But I've no courage to speak to your face
But I'm down in Virginia with your cousin Lou
There be no wedding today"
So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
You can put back my heart in its hole
Oh mama, I'm cryin'
Tears of relief
And my pulse is now under control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ri6FtCktCw
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I'm hearing Williams & SonomaPurpleBaze said:The hand towel and the washrag were purchased at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
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Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
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Tell her you have genital herpes but you just haven't had a flare up yet.....That should do it.
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Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML -
I’m laughing like an idiot hyena irl rn hahadirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML -
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML -
DJ is EBT-friendly. He's been waiting years for @puppylove_sugarsteel to make a donation.YellowSnow said:
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML -
I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?YellowSnow said:
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
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DO IT
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I can sell itdirtysouwfdawg said:
I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?YellowSnow said:
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML
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You mean buy it?backthepack said:
I can sell itdirtysouwfdawg said:
I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?YellowSnow said:
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML
Don’t light it on fire. Heat to a liquid and spin side to side with out spilling the liquid out the hole. Enjoy staying up for a week.
That’s $1,000. I accept Vimeo. -
@backthepack I feel like we should never hangout in the reals, even if udub makes a natty. I would ruin your life and then my wife would kill you because I fell off the wagon.dirtysouwfdawg said:
You mean buy it?backthepack said:
I can sell itdirtysouwfdawg said:
I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?YellowSnow said:
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML
Don’t light it on fire. Heat to a liquid and spin side to side with out spilling the liquid out the hole. Enjoy staying up for a week.
That’s $1,000. I accept Vimeo. -
Fuck nodirtysouwfdawg said:
You mean buy it?backthepack said:
I can sell itdirtysouwfdawg said:
I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?YellowSnow said:
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML
Don’t light it on fire. Heat to a liquid and spin side to side with out spilling the liquid out the hole. Enjoy staying up for a week.
That’s $1,000. I accept Vimeo. -
@backthepack I get the offer, I look forward to ruining your life in January.dirtysouwfdawg said:
@backthepack I feel like we should never hangout in the reals, even if udub makes a natty. I would ruin your life and then my wife would kill you because I fell off the wagon.dirtysouwfdawg said:
You mean buy it?backthepack said:
I can sell itdirtysouwfdawg said:
I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?YellowSnow said:
I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Walmart is for pours.backthepack said:Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!
Everything in my house is from Walmart.
FML
Don’t light it on fire. Heat to a liquid and spin side to side with out spilling the liquid out the hole. Enjoy staying up for a week.
That’s $1,000. I accept Vimeo.
@Swaye your life is already ruined. I know you’ll join us. -
Has anybody started a pole on how long the marriage will last?
Vegas over/under?
Is Big Red on the market? Asking for a fren -
There's a Swaye Pool.dannarc said:Has anybody started a pole on how long the marriage will last?
Vegas over/under?
Is Big Red on the market? Asking for a fren
As for poles, @Gladstone is your man.
