Some advice for Swaye on the night of the wedding

YellowSnow

LoneStarDawg

Swaye

LoneStarDawg said:

I honestly had no idea the mileage the bored would get out of this, or how dark it would get.

Off season, best season.

PurpleBaze

The hand towel and the washrag were purchased at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

LoneStarDawg said:

I honestly had no idea the mileage the bored would get out of this, or how dark it would get.

Off season, best season.

It's like a chin gold rush for everyone here. TYFYS.

dirtysouwfdawg

It’s definitely the happiest everyone’s been in a while on here. Except zone cause he’s a fucking idiot and is gone for the 2nd time.

PurpleBaze

dirtysouwfdawg said:

It’s definitely the happiest everyone’s been in a while on here. Except zone cause he’s a fucking idiot and is gone for the 2nd time.

Just imagine how much he would have fucked up the board in the past 2 days with his try-hard, unfunny posts.

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

It’s definitely the happiest everyone’s been in a while on here. Except zone cause he’s a fucking idiot and is gone for the 2nd time.

Just imagine how much he would have fucked up the board in the past 2 days with his try-hard, unfunny posts.

He’s probably the worst new poster I’ve ever seen come through here. But the handle was fitting given how much the Zone sucks.

Doog_de_Jour

YellowSnow

Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
There's a pain where there once was a heart
It's sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it
Right there in that jar?

Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ning
It's today that's the day of the plunge
Oh the gal I'm to marry
Is a bow-legged sow
I've been soakin' up drink like a sponge

"Don't ya worry, get dressed, " cried my mother
As she plied me with bourbon so sour
Pull your socks up, put your suit on
Comb your long hair down
For you will be wed in the hour

So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
There's a pain where there once was a heart
I'm sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya please take it out, and preserve it
Right there in that jar?
Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
There's a pain where there once was a heart
It's sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it
Right there in that jar?

I was tremblin', as I put on my jacket
It had creases as sharp as a knife
I put the ring in my pocket
But there was a note
And my heart it jumped into my mouth

It read, "Darlin', I'm sorry to hurt you
But I've no courage to speak to your face
But I'm down in Virginia with your cousin Lou
There be no wedding today"

So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged
You can put back my heart in its hole
Oh mama, I'm cryin'
Tears of relief
And my pulse is now under control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ri6FtCktCw

UW_Doog_Bot

PurpleBaze said:

The hand towel and the washrag were purchased at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

I'm hearing Williams & Sonoma

backthepack

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

vadawg

Tell her you have genital herpes but you just haven't had a flare up yet.....That should do it.

dirtysouwfdawg

backthepack said:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

Walmart is for pours.

Everything in my house is from Walmart.

FML

backthepack

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

Walmart is for pours.

Everything in my house is from Walmart.

FML

I’m laughing like an idiot hyena irl rn haha

YellowSnow

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

Walmart is for pours.

Everything in my house is from Walmart.

FML

I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

Walmart is for pours.

Everything in my house is from Walmart.

FML

I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?

DJ is EBT-friendly. He's been waiting years for @puppylove_sugarsteel to make a donation.

dirtysouwfdawg

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

Walmart is for pours.

Everything in my house is from Walmart.

FML

I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?

I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?

Pitchfork51

DO IT

backthepack

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

Walmart is for pours.

Everything in my house is from Walmart.

FML

I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?

I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?

I can sell it

dirtysouwfdawg

backthepack said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond is for the pours hth!

Walmart is for pours.

Everything in my house is from Walmart.

FML

I wonder if @DerekJohnson can accept EBT from you for your 2019- 20 Wam subscription @dirtysouwfdawg ?

I can make a mean batch of meth in a 2-litter worth $1,000 street value. I’ll mail it... we good?

I can sell it

You mean buy it?



Don’t light it on fire. Heat to a liquid and spin side to side with out spilling the liquid out the hole. Enjoy staying up for a week.

That’s $1,000. I accept Vimeo.