Announcement for the bored (a date that will live in infamy)
That's right, my longtime Chindian lover and I have both selected female companions to pass our DNA on before we leave this world. And wouldn't you know it, even from 1000 miles apart we spent enough tim on these boards that these poor women who have never met had their cycles sink right up, as did the red and white phallus', and now we're bringing forth papooses on the same expected day.
January 23rd, 2020.
Write it down, set an alarm, memorize it, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure you set your affairs in order and get right with the Great Spirit because if Swaye can get settle down and Boobs can bail out because of filth and a pair of cross racial homosexual Internet pseudo lovers can fertilize eggs simultaneously from separate time zones then anything is really possible.
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You might think this is a joke, but it isn't. After my big announcement yesterday @dnc got right on the sexting and asked me the due date. I told him. He about shit all over himself, as him and 'ole Mrs. @dnc (the woman who ruined my love affair but I still love you cause your preggers - bff XOXOXO) have the exact same due date. Just found out.dnc said:@Swaye and I are expecting.
That's right, my longtime Chindian lover and I have both selected female companions to pass our DNA on before we leave this world. And wouldn't you know it, even from 1000 miles apart we spent enough tim on these boards that these poor women who have never met had their cycles sink right up, as did the red and white phallus', and now we're bringing forth papooses on the same expected day.
January 23rd, 2020.
Write it down, set an alarm, memorize it, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure you set your affairs in order and get right with the Great Spirit because if Swaye can get settle down and Boobs can bail out because of filth and a pair of cross racial homosexual Internet pseudo lovers can fertilize eggs simultaneously from separate time zones then anything is really possible.
It is a strange strange world we live in, and sometimes you just can't make it up.
So, what are the odds that you have a boy, and I have a girl, and they end up married? Do you think your son could love a porn star? -
The DNC family are big believers in the power of forgivenessSwaye said:
You might think this is a joke, but it isn't. After my big announcement yesterday @dnc got right on the sexting and asked me the due date. I told him. He about shit all over himself, as him and 'ole Mrs. @dnc (the woman who ruined my love affair but I still love you cause your preggers - bff XOXOXO) have the exact same due date. Just found out.dnc said:@Swaye and I are expecting.
That's right, my longtime Chindian lover and I have both selected female companions to pass our DNA on before we leave this world. And wouldn't you know it, even from 1000 miles apart we spent enough tim on these boards that these poor women who have never met had their cycles sink right up, as did the red and white phallus', and now we're bringing forth papooses on the same expected day.
January 23rd, 2020.
Write it down, set an alarm, memorize it, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure you set your affairs in order and get right with the Great Spirit because if Swaye can get settle down and Boobs can bail out because of filth and a pair of cross racial homosexual Internet pseudo lovers can fertilize eggs simultaneously from separate time zones then anything is really possible.
It is a strange strange world we live in, and sometimes you just can't make it up.
So, what are the odds that you have a boy, and I have a girl, and they end up married? Do you think your son could love a porn star? -
dnc said:
The DNC family are big believers in the power of forgivenessSwaye said:
You might think this is a joke, but it isn't. After my big announcement yesterday @dnc got right on the sexting and asked me the due date. I told him. He about shit all over himself, as him and 'ole Mrs. @dnc (the woman who ruined my love affair but I still love you cause your preggers - bff XOXOXO) have the exact same due date. Just found out.dnc said:@Swaye and I are expecting.
That's right, my longtime Chindian lover and I have both selected female companions to pass our DNA on before we leave this world. And wouldn't you know it, even from 1000 miles apart we spent enough tim on these boards that these poor women who have never met had their cycles sink right up, as did the red and white phallus', and now we're bringing forth papooses on the same expected day.
January 23rd, 2020.
Write it down, set an alarm, memorize it, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure you set your affairs in order and get right with the Great Spirit because if Swaye can get settle down and Boobs can bail out because of filth and a pair of cross racial homosexual Internet pseudo lovers can fertilize eggs simultaneously from separate time zones then anything is really possible.
It is a strange strange world we live in, and sometimes you just can't make it up.
So, what are the odds that you have a boy, and I have a girl, and they end up married? Do you think your son could love a porn star?
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Also, congrats on blowing the back out of it proper. I knew you could do it my vanilla prince.
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Yeah congrats, that's great. Not getting my hopes up until they're enrolled and Wam subscribers.
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DNC progeny #3 was miscarried so caution is probably the correct course of actionminion_doog said:Yeah congrats, that's great. Not getting my hopes up until they're enrolled and Wam subscribers.
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dnc said:
DNC progeny #3 was miscarried so caution is probably the correct course of actionminion_doog said:Yeah congrats, that's great. Not getting my hopes up until they're enrolled and Wam subscribers.
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Haha I didn't mean that to sound passive aggressive. You just get a little on edge with the next pregnancy. Wifey much moreso than I.minion_doog said:dnc said:
DNC progeny #3 was miscarried so caution is probably the correct course of actionminion_doog said:Yeah congrats, that's great. Not getting my hopes up until they're enrolled and Wam subscribers.
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Just wait until Swaye and DNC get their guys in there!
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As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water. -
*firewaterUW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water. -
I knew about @UW_Doog_Bot 's vaginal heroics as well, but did not want to spill the beans.
Yes, basically the next generation of degenerate HHB losers are all in the oven at one tim
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They better not suck.
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HH boot camp in orderdnc said: -
Hahaha. You poor bastards.
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Mrs. DoogCourics and I are never having kids so I feel left out of this conversation and can’t relate.
But I love being the fun uncle that does all the cool shit when my siblings aren’t around.
Luckily the money I save by being a non breeder starts to pile up and makes me feel awesome.
I’ll be thinking of youz guyz and will enjoy a drink for you while I’m in the Bahamas later this year!
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If you don't join the Rolex club soon you sonofabitch DINK I will kill you in your sleep.DoogCourics said:Mrs. DoogCourics and I are never having kids so I feel left out of this conversation and can’t relate.
But I love being the fun uncle that does all the cool shit when my siblings aren’t around.
Luckily the money I save by being a non breeder starts to pile up and makes me feel awesome.
I’ll be thinking of youz guyz and will enjoy a drink for you while I’m in the Bahamas later this year! -
T-ball will never be the same
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Nov. 8th we? play the Beavs.UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
What is your wife gonna say when you tell her why that doesn't fit into your schedule? #priorities -
lol who cares?digits said:
Nov. 8th we? play the Beavs.UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
What is your wife gonna say when you tell her why that doesn't fit into your schedule? #priorities
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Wow, that is great news guys. Congrats
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Meh, might as well give it a shot. I mean, what do you have to lose? Other than your house, half your assets, your child, and sanity. NBD!Swaye said:
lol who cares?digits said:
Nov. 8th we? play the Beavs.UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
What is your wife gonna say when you tell her why that doesn't fit into your schedule? #priorities
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No problem.... Just tell her that you're gonna go across the street and watch some Beaver lickin' for a couple hours and if anything happens I'll be right by your side again.digits said:
Nov. 8th we? play the Beavs.UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
What is your wife gonna say when you tell her why that doesn't fit into your schedule? #priorities -
Mad_son 2.0UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
Release date 8/30/2019 -
You and your 53 seconds.Mad_Son said:
Mad_son 2.0UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
Release date 8/30/2019 -
Sometimes being a minute man pays offUW_Doog_Bot said:
You and your 53 seconds.Mad_Son said:
Mad_son 2.0UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
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Would you say that you are frugal with your tim?Mad_Son said:
Sometimes being a minute man pays offUW_Doog_Bot said:
You and your 53 seconds.Mad_Son said:
Mad_son 2.0UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
Release date 8/30/2019
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Tim is money and I don't spend anything I don't have to.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Would you say that you are frugal with your tim?Mad_Son said:
Sometimes being a minute man pays offUW_Doog_Bot said:
You and your 53 seconds.Mad_Son said:
Mad_son 2.0UW_Doog_Bot said:As it so happens Doog_Bot 3.0 is on the way as well. Due Nov. 8th so FIRST!
Plus, as an added bonus and in what is I guess the fashionable style for Southerners these days, my sister-in-law got knocked up after getting engaged but before getting married as well. Due date late January too. Something must be in the water.
Release date 8/30/2019
