Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)
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Papa Swaye, please to be telling CLS and your future MIL this is how you're doing your gender reveal or else you're not doing a faggy gender reveal.
You win either way.
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Been asking for those nudes for like three months dick.backthepack said:
My girlfriend hates it.PurpleBaze said:
But your dads love it.backthepack said:
Yeah, my mom complains about it.YellowSnow said:
I know what you look like FudgePack and this is not a good look for you, bruh.backthepack said:I have a little pedo stache going on right now. Too lazy to shave hth
My dad thinks it’s funny how much it pisses them off.
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Coach Pete just woofed. Pretty sure it was to congratulate Swaye.
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Little kid is like "What does stress me the fuck out mean Grandma?"dnc said:Papa Swaye, please to be telling CLS and your future MIL this is how you're doing your gender reveal or else you're not doing a faggy gender reveal.
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Nah, mom wasn't even mad. Little man's already heard worse.Swaye said:
Little kid is like "What does stress me the fuck out mean Grandma?"dnc said:Papa Swaye, please to be telling CLS and your future MIL this is how you're doing your gender reveal or else you're not doing a faggy gender reveal.
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Why do you hate West Bellevue?YellowSnow said:
East Queen Anne is the epicenter of competitive mommying in our region.1to392831weretaken said:
I call it "competitive momming." Live in Yuppyville like me, and it's even worse. You're made to feel guilty for not putting your kids in expensive private schools or after-school programs, not getting them the best things, not sacrificing as much as the other mom. I'm so sick of watching my friends' wives climb up on their crosses and then complain about it.dnc said:
This is highly accurate. Also the driver of a ton of unneccessary expenses. Like I said before I lucked out and married a minimalist but if CLS isn’t one, keep her off social media and especially Pinterest.1to392831weretaken said:Alright. Well, from one retard who's already hit that figurative eject button, here's my biggest tip:
Once that baby's out, keep CLS the fuck away from Facebook and social media in general. That shit is designed in a lab to turn new mothers into competitive, overemotional monsters. Freaking squirrels have babies (and more at a time than humans at that), and yet Facebook convinces every new mother that "the miracle of birth" endows them with mythical hero status. And your alien-looking wiggling skin pile of a baby is the cutest thing on the planet and DEFINITELY already a genius because it pointed at that one thing that one time when the books say that shouldn't happen for another two weeks, but fuck Alice and her shit ugly baby that's too stupid to roll over yet. -
In 2038 I better see your being recruited by UW or you failed as a father.
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Confirmedbackthepack said:In 2038 I better see your being recruited by UW or you failed as a father.
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I mean he raised you so we don't really have to wait 19 years to solve that mystery.backthepack said:In 2038 I better see your being recruited by UW or you failed as a father.
