At this rate....
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When you eat an entire 500 mg like an idiot yes it will fuck you up
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Just checked into the Wam for the first tim in a year. I'm pleased with my decision.
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I don't understand. Why do they make a 500mg if you're not supposed to eat it? You're just supposed to nibble on it and wrap it back up like some kind of goddam para diddle gutter snipe?backthepack said:When you eat an entire 500 mg like an idiot yes it will fuck you up
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That’s how I feel at anything over 20mg. Can’t even fathom 500DoogCourics said: -
Come to the res. You will fathom shit you never thought possible.NEsnake12 said:
That’s how I feel at anything over 20mg. Can’t even fathom 500DoogCourics said: -
The Throbber fucked up and didn't read the directions on a lemonade - the whole bottle was 100mg.NEsnake12 said:
That’s how I feel at anything over 20mg. Can’t even fathom 500DoogCourics said:
Knocked back about half of it in a vodka/club soda.
That was fucking stupid.
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Shit I've had full blown panic attacks at 20 mg, heart palpitations and all. Fuck edibles.NEsnake12 said:
That’s how I feel at anything over 20mg. Can’t even fathom 500DoogCourics said: -
With edibles you don't get to smoke anything. Half the fun is being able to suck smoke into your lungs and then blow it out, because it makes you look really cool.
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I had like 250 mgs at the game and smoked a blunt. I was fine.
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Warning; Cool story broGreenRiverGatorz said:
Shit I've had full blown panic attacks at 20 mg, heart palpitations and all. Fuck edibles.NEsnake12 said:
That’s how I feel at anything over 20mg. Can’t even fathom 500DoogCourics said:
I had a bunch of bloody marys lubing up for an evening event that ended up falling through. I decided to grab some edibles on the way home and ate 3 for no good reason. I sat on the couch for 3 hours trying to talk myself out of impossibly accelerating impending doom. I finally see a resemblance of comfort possibly at the end of the tunnel and WHAM, WHAM, WHAM the house starts getting slammed with eggs. I'm immediately at full speed but pinballing off the walls in the direction of the front door. Throw the door open, blast through it and I'm falling. But like a 7 step, trying to save it, fall. Into the hedge. The kids didn't even run until I was down. I'll be a part of their stories for eternity. Then I had to get on the roof and scrub eggs.
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Been some great stories poasted this week.minion_doog said:
Warning; Cool story broGreenRiverGatorz said:
Shit I've had full blown panic attacks at 20 mg, heart palpitations and all. Fuck edibles.NEsnake12 said:
That’s how I feel at anything over 20mg. Can’t even fathom 500DoogCourics said:
I had a bunch of bloody marys lubing up for an evening event that ended up falling through. I decided to grab some edibles on the way home and ate 3 for no good reason. I sat on the couch for 3 hours trying to talk myself out of impossibly accelerating impending doom. I finally see a resemblance of comfort possibly at the end of the tunnel and WHAM, WHAM, WHAM the house starts getting slammed with eggs. I'm immediately at full speed but pinballing off the walls in the direction of the front door. Throw the door open, blast through it and I'm falling. But like a 7 step, trying to save it, fall. Into the hedge. The kids didn't even run until I was down. I'll be a part of their stories for eternity. Then I had to get on the roof and scrub eggs. -
My wife smoked cigs for so many years that she can't smoke weed, she just can't
But she had been hearing about the anti inflammatory aspects of weed so I got her some edibles. She pretty much overdoses because I always smoke and had no idea other than google which had all the MG stuff that was too tuff for me to understand
So she's back off of the edibles
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Youre a fucking liar.backthepack said:I had like 250 mgs at the game and smoked a blunt. I was fine.
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This was blissfully how I was for the first half of the Rose bowl. I stand by my decision.DoogCourics said: -
Sounds like a good city to burn to the ground.RaceBannon said:My wife smoked cigs for so many years that she can't smoke weed, she just can't
But she had been hearing about the anti inflammatory aspects of weed so I got her some edibles. She pretty much overdoses because I always smoke and had no idea other than google which had all the MG stuff that was too tuff for me to understand
So she's back off of the edibles
Temecula just banned all dispensaries even though medical and rec weed is legal in the state
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Axe @UW_Doog_Bot. I only remember like 4 plays from the rose bowl. I was shithoused drunk so that’s what did it. Took the a 100 mg before the game and ate some there and on the way. I also remember @pat_hm screaming to give the ball to Gaskin and how it’s weird when we did we moved the ball. We had like 10 blunts. Only smoked like 3 and smoked the rest at my friends house after the game.salemcoog said: -
He's not lying about the 250mg. He's lying about the being fine part.salemcoog said: -
He's not lying, college kids these days don't fuck around with anything less than 20mg in a dose. Hilariously, for various reasons, this was also the first time I consumed any weed product. I'm pretty sure I was fucked up for at least 2 days afterwards.backthepack said:
Axe @UW_Doog_Bot. I only remember like 4 plays from the rose bowl. I was shithoused drunk so that’s what did it. Took the a 100 mg before the game and ate some there and on the way. I also remember @pat_hm screaming to give the ball to Gaskin and how it’s weird when we did we moved the ball. We had like 10 blunts. Only smoked like 3 and smoked the rest at my friends house after the game.salemcoog said:
Btw @backthepack I was not wrong when I told you and your friend that my firewater would fuck us all up if we drank too much of it. I guess we did. Bringing the hard stuff next tim. -
I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
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So what I call Thursday night then?DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
Early onset dementia?Swaye said:
So what I call Thursday night then?DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
I am the slow strategy decathlon champion of Hardcore Husky.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like. -
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I was extremely crossed
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Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.UW_Doog_Bot said:
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
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It was from the dispensary.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Depends on where or who you got your edibles from. If it's homemade, then there's a good chance you just had a dud of a chef who didn't cook the weed butter right and that weed was never properly absorbed into your system.UW_Doog_Bot said:
All these stories are simply further confirming that I am a champ and also genetically prone to drug and alcohol abuse. 500mg dosed, drunk as shit, and I was still pounding beers in the 3rd quarter to try and forget Jake Browning was our QB.DoogCourics said:I tried 30mg of edibles not really understanding the dosing thing because aside from alcohol I’m as slow strategy white as they come (shoutout @YellowSnow ).
Didn’t know that drinking can cause what the kids call cross fading.
Fuuuuuuck that shit. Went out for Chinese and just kept repeating in my head what all we were going to order (family style restaurant) and I kept forgetting what I was doing just 2 or 3 items in and then had to start over. Waitress finally comes over and I don’t know what to do so I apparently go to the bathroom.
I didn’t know I did that so I’m at the urinal scared and confused at how I got there. While I’m standing there trying to understand it I realize I’m now sitting at the table eating egg rolls without any knowledge of how I got there.
I’m pretty sure I got a first hand look into what dementia is like.
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These are fun stories! Nothing grimy.
Ever shit yourself because you had a gold plated 45 pressed against your head as you were robbed for $20 and the pennies in your pocket while you tried to score some crack on Christmas Eve?
Ever had blood dripping down your neck from both sides of your head due to two knife points being pushed into each side of your head?
Ever stayed up for four days because of a meth bender?
Yea, me either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittl0-NoFrQ