Oregon vs Auburn week 1
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Uh, cewgs are their? rival!!!!!!Pitchfork51 said:Man you guys are pussies. Imagine not rooting for your rival to get smoked
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The script says Auburn loses to Oregon then Gus goes on a run to save his job culminating in an Iron Bowl win over Alabama.RatherBeBrewing said:I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:
* Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.
* Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.
* Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.
* They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.
* They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.
* They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.
Then shits the bed and loses the conference championship game and the Sugar Bowl. -
That's the most likely scenario. Gusx will call the game of his life, then proceed to make a miraculous run and beat Alabama, only to get his shit pushed in by Florida/Georgia and then lose to Boise State in the Sugar Bowl or some shit.FremontTroll said:
The script says Auburn loses to Oregon then Gus goes on a run to save his job culminating in an Iron Bowl win over Alabama.RatherBeBrewing said:I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:
* Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.
* Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.
* Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.
* They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.
* They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.
* They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.
Then shits the bed and loses the conference championship game and the Sugar Bowl. -
The other script is they crush Oregon and then go on to lose 4 or 5 in the SEC thereby embarrassing the P12 ... again.FremontTroll said:
The script says Auburn loses to Oregon then Gus goes on a run to save his job culminating in an Iron Bowl win over Alabama.RatherBeBrewing said:I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:
* Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.
* Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.
* Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.
* They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.
* They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.
* They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.
Then shits the bed and loses the conference championship game and the Sugar Bowl. -
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It’s funny because Oregon’s Oline is all 400 pounds of lardRatherBeBrewing said:I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:
* Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.
* Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.
* Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.
* They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.
* They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.
* They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.
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