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Oregon vs Auburn week 1

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  • LesGrossman
    LesGrossman Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,521 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    Auburn wins this one rather easily. Oregon's offense is bottom half in the Pac 12 until they're not. Herbert is the biggest Hoax since Jake Locker. The only thing moar overrated than Herbert is their offensive line. They will be forced to throw. And Herbert isn't good throwing the football where it needs to be thrown.

    This has 34- 13 17 written all over it, effectively ending the chances of any Pac 12 playoff bid in week 1.... again.

  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:

    * Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.

    * Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.

    * Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.

    * They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.

    * They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.

    * They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited May 2019

    I read through some Auburn message boards, and mother of God those assholes are dumb. Everyone is like SAC, but less coherent. People in the South care about football, but it doesn't matter if you're passionate about something when you've been through the Alabama public school system. Some gems:

    * Comparison for Oregon: Washington. They're convinced we're the same team but in different colors.

    * Justin Herbert comparison: Jake Browning. I'll give credit to a few of those hicks, some of them have been able to realize one has a different range of throws.

    * Their memories from last year's game might be tainted by diabeetus and shitty beer, because reading through that it sounds like they gang raped Washington and the score was 70-21.

    * They keep talking about how Oregon's OL are all about 270 pounds.

    * They are a bit concerned about that high flying spread read-option Chip Kelly offense Oregon is running. As long as they can deal with all the star WRs Oregon has they think it should be no problem.

    * They think Cristobal is a hot coaching name, and when Guz is eventually fired then Cristobal will be one of the top candidates.

    Yup, they're dumb. UW should have won that game. They had two opportunities inside Auburn's 10-yard line to score touchdowns and didn't get it done. Also had a TD wiped off the board because of a offensive pass interference on a pick play. That alone would have won them the game. Oregon is not Washington. They won't put up a good fight on the road. Defense travels. Oregon doesn't have it.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,680
    They definitely crushed you
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,680

    I don’t think I have ever wanted oregon to win in my life. I’m rooting for major injuries in a blowout.

    Classy



    I agree
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,453 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    haie said:

    70-21 iggle win with Herbert carted off the field.

    War Eagle is a chant you ignorant fucking hobo. They're called the Tigers.
    They're the Auburn tigers? Not the Auburn war eagles?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,680
    The daniel tosh skit where he is lane kiffen and someone calls in and says "war eagle you pussy!" Is gold