Old man

So I'm sitting here in the palatial home office when the doorbell rings which sets the dog off.

I look outside and 6 teens are sitting on my front lawn.

I open the door

Who rang the doorbell

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WHO RANG THE DOORBELL

They get up and start leaving

WHO RANG THE DOORBELL. Do it again and I'll kick your ass

One of them flips me off as they start RUNNING away.

I said - I'll fight all 6 of you at once if you think it will be fair. No answer

Why so angry Race?

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BennyBeaver

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!

Deadbeatfs

BennyBeaver

Get off my lawn!

Deadbeat

Sledog

Get off my lawn!

Deadbeat

If they're dead I only bet them if I'm REALLY pissed.

YellowSnow

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!

Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.

Sledog

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.

None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.

I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong.

YellowSnow

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.

I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong.

If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.

MikeDamone

Get off my lawn!

Deadbeat

Dead Beats by Race

Sledog

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.

I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong.
If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.

Me and the @PurpleThrobber are living the life!

BennyBeaver

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.

I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong.
If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.
Me and the @PurpleThrobber are living the life!

The Freeloader Life.

Congrats you old, poor fuck.

Swaye

Actual picture of the hoodlums Race plans to beat up. The one that flipped the finger already ran away. He was wearing an Antifa shirt.

RaceBannon

Security footage of the one that ran away

Sledog

Security footage of the one that ran away

Benny looks more masculine than i had imagined!

PurpleJ

If you lived in a TRUMP! state you probably could have got away with shooting them. Stand ur ground bro!

Sledog

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!
Deadbeatfs

I have indeed donated so fuck off.

LebamDawg

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.

I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong.
If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.

I will have 10 acres for sale soon - Mrs Lebam and I are going somewhere - not sure where, but somewhere. 1911 4 square house all updated. Pond, barn, shop, goats and cats I can't catch.

YellowSnow

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.
Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!
Well I’ll be damned. The shit one learns here. I knew there was an M-1 Carbine. Didn’t know there was a stubby regular M-1 for tank guys. Reminds one of the Lee Enfield Mark IV Jungle Carbine.
None were actually fielded only prototypes were built. The war ended before that happened. They were all made by gunsmiths after the war on surplus M-1's. I have two and I really like them better than the standard M-1.

I have a Jungle Carbine and M1 carbines as well. Oldies but goodies! All those dead people can't be wrong.
If I ever live out the dream of getting a @PurpleThrobber guns and religion compound I will be getting a M-1 and one of the classic military bolt rifles. My wife hates neighbors so it may happen.
I will have 10 acres for sale soon - Mrs Lebam and I are going somewhere - not sure where, but somewhere. 1911 4 square house all updated. Pond, barn, shop, goats and cats I can't catch.

Thinking more like Legends of the Fall Montana acreage with a trout stream running through the back yard.

Sledog

I only have 10 acres. Wild critters all over and I can hunt and shoot on it. I'm good!

RaceBannon

306 acres in Cambria for a mere 5.8 million

South of the Hearst Castle, ocean view wine country.

Sledog

306 acres in Cambria for a mere 5.8 million

South of the Hearst Castle, ocean view wine country.

It's in Kalifornia.......

RaceBannon

306 acres in Cambria for a mere 5.8 million

South of the Hearst Castle, ocean view wine country.

It's in Kalifornia.......

Northern almost

great country. I like to stay in San Simeon off season