Can we get another fucking commitment for 2020 already?!?
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
For real, who's next?
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There’s usually a commitment drought between NSD and spring ball because the coach’s would rather have the kids visit unofficially during spring ball.
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It simply means USC has moved on to giving the tier two of receivers committable offers before most others. Which makes sense, because if Helton believes he’s going to be running the air raid at USC in 2020 and beyond he needs a six receiver class.RealRhino said:I'm drunk, I have insomnia, and I'm fucking tired of seeing "8 new" posts on a recruit's thread just to find out it's some circle-jerk about a catch he made in fake football or some such bullshit.
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
For real, who's next?
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RealRhino said:
I'm drunk, I have insomnia, and I'm fucking tired of seeing "8 new" posts on a recruit's thread just to find out it's some circle-jerk about a catch he made in fake football or some such bullshit.
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
For real, who's next?
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Can't say anything about his play, but at the very least Garber fucks on the recruiting levelDomicillo said:RealRhino said:I'm drunk, I have insomnia, and I'm fucking tired of seeing "8 new" posts on a recruit's thread just to find out it's some circle-jerk about a catch he made in fake football or some such bullshit.
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
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No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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Kill yourself. Please.StrongArmCobra said:No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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Yeah sure, but you first. I promise I'll do it after you.EsophagealFeces said:
Kill yourself. Please.StrongArmCobra said:No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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April 5th. Watch Redmen and Hatchett.
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I would very much appreciate Smalls to stop being fast strategy and start the cycle of other fast strategy commits.
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btp kiss of death.backthepack said:April 5th. Watch Redmen and Hatchett.
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I bet a BTP DM will seal the deal...UW_Doog_Bot said:
btp kiss of death.backthepack said:April 5th. Watch Redmen and Hatchett.
that they commit elsewhere.
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Sounds like Sarkesian is more your speed.StrongArmCobra said:No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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We can't have great coaches who also dominate Pac-12 recruiting year round? I disagree.2001400ex said:
Sounds like Sarkesian is more your speed.StrongArmCobra said:No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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Did the dr change up your meds? Or did you just stop taking them all together?StrongArmCobra said:
We can't have great coaches who also dominate Pac-12 recruiting year round? I disagree.2001400ex said:
Sounds like Sarkesian is more your speed.StrongArmCobra said:No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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Well?!? I'm waiting!!!
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I'm drunk, I have insomnia, and I'm fucking tired of seeing "8 new" posts on a recruit's thread just to find out it's some circle-jerk about a catch he made in fake football or some such bullshit.
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
For real, who's next?
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Bump because it's been too goddamn long and I'm tired of waiting around as all these guys that love us don't do shit and the ones that were supposably in the bag for the UW are committing to ND and sucking Bevo's dick in a moonlit field at midnight, or moving to goddamn LOOSIANA for chrissakes for their last year of high school (to get indoctrinated to more overt racism, I guess).
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Ayden Hector, c'mon dude. Quit bullshittin. We know you ain't going anywhere else. UW just got three of their starting DB's drafted in the same draft. That's insane! Chris Petersen + Jimmy Lake + Will Harris = MONEY. Do you like MONEY? COMMIT, be a leader for the class, and help the coaches recruit your in-state buddies.
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Bumping this. For fuck's sake, it feels like every day I come in here we've decided to offer or focus on a guy whose ranking suggests we should have been focused on him all along, and then within the next few days that guy commits elsewhere or cuts us.
What the fuck? Are we sending assistants on a whirlwind tour to personally turn down recruits? Did Scott Huff personally visit Tosh Baker to tell him he wasn't getting a rose, so he confirmed with ND? Shit, feel like we never got to START recruiting ND's DL commit or Elias Ricks or Justin Flowe.
Are we perpetually doomed to be the Last American Virgin? Can somebody I've fucking heard of commit already? Who's next? Should I start scouring the list of 3-star white guys who are LB/TE tweeners named Brendan or Kyle or Matt or Griffin or Cooper to see who our next commit might be? -
Welcome to ROMF - Royal Order of Melodramatic Fucks.RealRhino said:Bumping this. For fuck's sake, it feels like every day I come in here we've decided to offer or focus on a guy whose ranking suggests we should have been focused on him all along, and then within the next few days that guy commits elsewhere or cuts us.
What the fuck? Are we sending assistants on a whirlwind tour to personally turn down recruits? Did Scott Huff personally visit Tosh Baker to tell him he wasn't getting a rose, so he confirmed with ND? Shit, feel like we never got to START recruiting ND's DL commit or Elias Ricks or Justin Flowe.
Are we perpetually doomed to be the Last American Virgin? Can somebody I've fucking heard of commit already? Who's next? Should I start scouring the list of 3-star white guys who are LB/TE tweeners named Brendan or Kyle or Matt or Griffin or Cooper to see who our next commit might be? -
Chris Petersen is a fucking killjoy who doesn't give a fuck about us fans at all.
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So if I'm reading all of this right we aren't going to get any commitments until late June so I might as well just drink bleach?
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Number of commits as of May 10th:
2018 class: 8
2019 class: 7
2020 class: 3
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Number of commits as of May 10th:
2018 class: 8
2019 class: 7
2020 class: 3
Fuck you Petersen
