Can we get another fucking commitment for 2020 already?!?
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
For real, who's next?
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You’re pretty coherent for being drunk...
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There’s usually a commitment drought between NSD and spring ball because the coach’s would rather have the kids visit unofficially during spring ball.
Wouldn’t be shocked if we got a couple in April due to that... Mark Redman and Jeffry Persi seem likely -
It simply means USC has moved on to giving the tier two of receivers committable offers before most others. Which makes sense, because if Helton believes he’s going to be running the air raid at USC in 2020 and beyond he needs a six receiver class.RealRhino said:I'm drunk, I have insomnia, and I'm fucking tired of seeing "8 new" posts on a recruit's thread just to find out it's some circle-jerk about a catch he made in fake football or some such bullshit.
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
For real, who's next?
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RealRhino said:
I'm drunk, I have insomnia, and I'm fucking tired of seeing "8 new" posts on a recruit's thread just to find out it's some circle-jerk about a catch he made in fake football or some such bullshit.
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
For real, who's next?
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Can't say anything about his play, but at the very least Garber fucks on the recruiting levelDomicillo said:RealRhino said:I'm drunk, I have insomnia, and I'm fucking tired of seeing "8 new" posts on a recruit's thread just to find out it's some circle-jerk about a catch he made in fake football or some such bullshit.
Get them to sign on the line that is dotted, Pete. How the fuck do we not even convince Joshua Jackson to give us a look before he commits to USC? Their new OC has given kids hope? No shit. But a proven track record should beat hope every time if you can sell. Oh, if we could market the program and actually drive excitement in fans and high school players, that'd be cool, too.
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No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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Kill yourself. Please.StrongArmCobra said:No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
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Yeah sure, but you first. I promise I'll do it after you.EsophagealFeces said:
Kill yourself. Please.StrongArmCobra said:No we can't. We hate excitement. We hate getting off to a fast start in recruiting and building momentum. We don't even have any fucking in-state commits. We'll keep telling them to take their time and take all their visits and then they will and commit elsewhere because fuck us. We suck. Our uniforms are fucking ugly. We can't win a big game. Our brand sucks. We're a shrivel dick program. We can bring in a "pretty good" recruiting class but we'll never have a top-10 class. We love try hard JAGs too much. Fuck everybody.
