He’s dead
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1% five-year survival rate. Shit is fucked.
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The Doctor's office for 500
A - You're fucked
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Is Gene Rayburn available?
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When my sister was stage 4, she went downhill very quickly after that.
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Had a buddy who beat pancreatic cancer - but that motherfucker went down to like 115 pounds. It is a bitch and his probability was, like, in the 5% range. They did some crazy witch doctor shit back in Milwaukee and he beat it but holy christ.
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Did they rub voodoo titties in his facePurpleThrobber said:Had a buddy who beat pancreatic cancer - but that motherfucker went down to like 115 pounds. It is a bitch and his probability was, like, in the 5% range. They did some crazy witch doctor shit back in Milwaukee and he beat it but holy christ.
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I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.
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Derek really lightened the mood....ramenduck said:I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.
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The reality of cancer will do that. It’s terrible.MikeDamone said:
Derek really lightened the mood....ramenduck said:I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.
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I can only think of about 8 people I wish it on. It’s that’s bad.Southerndawg said:
The reality of cancer will do that. It’s terrible.MikeDamone said:
Derek really lightened the mood....ramenduck said:I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.
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My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
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Swap “pancreas” for “wife” and what you’d have is a really fucked up story.dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.
Seriously though, stay safe.
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Touche. That made me laugh for real. Fucking degenerates in here. Gotta love it.MikeDamone said:
I can only think of about 8 people I wish it on. It’s that’s bad.Southerndawg said:
The reality of cancer will do that. It’s terrible.MikeDamone said:
Derek really lightened the mood....ramenduck said:I came for the headline. I’m staying for the jokes.
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Diabetes I assume?dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
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Affirmative. I'm an insulin junkie.Southerndawg said:
Diabetes I assume?dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.
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I always suspected you were weak.dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
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All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.MikeDamone said:
I always suspected you were weak.dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.
The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.
faggoty wink
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I like people who don’t catch diabetesdflea said:
All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.MikeDamone said:
I always suspected you were weak.dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.
The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.
faggoty wink -
Tell me about it.MikeDamone said:
I like people who don’t catch diabetesdflea said:
All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.MikeDamone said:
I always suspected you were weak.dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.
The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.
faggoty wink -
I had a friend in school who needed to inject insulin. He’d give me his used syringes with the needle removed. They made a great stealth squirt gun. Cool story.dflea said:
Tell me about it.MikeDamone said:
I like people who don’t catch diabetesdflea said:
All I need is a little Humalog and maybe a candy bar to knock the fuck straight out of the likes of you, shit bird.MikeDamone said:
I always suspected you were weak.dflea said:My pancreas fucked me when I was 7 years old, and I've been taking shots every day since.
I have my fingers crossed that it doesn't decide to fuck me again.
The docs told one of my dads I likely wouldn't live through my college years. They were probably used to dealing with pussies like you.
faggoty wink -
Damn...I see a business opportunity....Pitchfork51 said:
Did they rub voodoo titties in his facePurpleThrobber said:Had a buddy who beat pancreatic cancer - but that motherfucker went down to like 115 pounds. It is a bitch and his probability was, like, in the 5% range. They did some crazy witch doctor shit back in Milwaukee and he beat it but holy christ.
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Jesus. Serious Ts and Ps. Fucking cancer.
In an effort to cheer myself up, I’m going to watch a couple Celebrity Jeopardy clips.
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BUCK FUTTER
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Did we already do an anal bum cover tourney or did I imagine that?
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Paging @turdfergusondawgGrundleStiltzkin said:BUCK FUTTER
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I’m intrigued of the Gene Rayburn possibility. When was the last time you made whoope?
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I like to confuse Match Game with the Newlywed Game. ILTDTBaseman said:I’m intrigued of the Gene Rayburn possibility. When was the last time you made whoope?
- Game Show Superiority Guy
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On our family vacation to Wally World we sat in on tapings of The Dating Game in the 60s -
I clicked on this thread fucko hoping it was about one of the #HondoBros. Perhaps THE HondoFuckingStupid.MikeDamone said:
No abundance. Just disappointment.
