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Sark: "It was an unbelievable five-year run."

TTJ
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You can't make this shit up.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    TTJ said:

    You can't make this shit up.

    SI.com: Scholarship math is something you've always had to deal with as a head coach and an assistant. But I'd imagine it's taken up to another level now. My estimation is that you won't have 85 scholarships until 2017.


    He's fucked.
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  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Yeah, that whole statement assumes he'll last til 2017 in the first place.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    TTJ said:

    Yeah, that whole statement assumes he'll last til 2017 in the first place.

    Exactly. He only makes it that long if Haden stays as AD that long.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    "This just feels like an awesome opportunity. It's an awesome opportunity for Trojan football."
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  • HoustonHusky
    HoustonHusky Member Posts: 6,000
    edited January 2014
    This should be turned into a picture thread...'things more believable than Sark's 5 year unbelievable run'

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  • tracker
    tracker Member Posts: 866

    ". . .found an identity as a college coach at Washington."

    LOL!!!!, ha, ha, ha, ROFLMAO!!!!! . . .no really, stop,
    you're killing me. . .too fucking funny!!!! OMG, I can't breathe!!!

    Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20140116/talking-with-new-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian/#ixzz2qd2BxZJB
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  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    I would call it a very believable 5 year run. That's what Sark meant too, he just misspoke...
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    The only good thing about Sark's "unbelievable" five year run was when he decided to LEAVE!

    I do like how he's mentioning they won't have a full 85 until 2017 already setting up excuses. I can't wait until 2016 until he starts crying about sanctions.

    Remember he didn't start whining about 0-12 until year three.
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    His consistency was pretty unbelieveable
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  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    The only thing unbelievable about Sark's 5 year run, is that he NEVER won more than 7 D-1bcs games in any of his 5 seasons at a school as rich as Washington, even though he inherited 13 NFL players from the previous coach.
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    He left with an unbelievable pile of cash as a reward for leading you on that unbelievable run.
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  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    Sark sucks large Armenian lentil balls. Troojans will turn on him within 12-24 months
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 188
    unfrozencaveman said:

    Sark sucks large Armenian lentil balls. Troojans will turn on him after the Pac-12 opener at Stanford

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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    His .com "never got off its feet". Wtf? Maybe it went under because they had a dumbshit as an outside salesmen who fucked up metaphors and was medicore?
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    He's so full of shit. "Hopefully I won't have to have that meeting again"? So he wants to be the next John McKay now? Just like he said he wanted to be the next Don James shortly before he quit. He pretty much admitted that from year 1 getting to SC was the plan and he was waiting until he had more experience.

    Still can't believe how lucky UW is to have that turd leave on his own.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Not that anyone here needs to be reminded, but it is pretty awesome that he claims 9-4 for his final season, stealing Tui's win in the Mac n' Cheese Bowel from him. Pretty much says everything you need to know about Sark as a coach and a human being - he was working in sales for a dot com when he decided to get into coaching. What a piece of shit. You guys REALLY dodged a fucking bullet.
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  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    edited January 2014
    what exactly did he mean when he said he got Washington back up to where it was? If I'm not mistaken, he only went to the Rose Bowl he event went to with the Washington Huskies was in 2009... when he was still coaching USC... for that mythical free pub. christ this guy.
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  • Tailgater
    Tailgater Member Posts: 1,389
    TTJ said:

    You can't make this shit up.

    I had to read that article to be reminded that Husky Football was merely a prep school for USC's new head coach. Let us hope that we've seen the end of UW's scumbag experiment. No more throw-away Trojans at Montlake!

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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,773 Founders Club
    The fact that a 9 win season is supposed to be a holy grail for a school like UW when you see coaches come into situations like UCF and turn it into a winner is all I really need to hear. GJ Sark go ask Kiffin how being a coach at USC automatically nets you a Rose Bowl type season with the work ethic you instill in your E! Channel fucking players.
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  • LawDawg1
    LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,942
    Tailgater said:

    TTJ said:

    You can't make this shit up.

    I had to read that article to be reminded that Husky Football was merely a prep school for USC's new head coach. Let us hope that we've seen the end of UW's scumbag experiment. No more throw-away Trojans at Montlake!


    Yeah, this makes me all warm and fuzzy:


    "After my first year at Washington, Pete decided to go to Seattle. There were some rumblings, "Do you want to come back? Would you come back?" I wasn't ready yet to become the head coach at USC at that time. This is more than just Xs and Os. It's more than just recruiting. You have to manage quite a bit. I wanted to make sure if and when I got the opportunity to be a head coach [at USC] that I was prepared to do it."

    Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20140116/talking-with-new-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian/#ixzz2qgFQNZWx

    So fucking glad this loser was paid $2 million a year to be a glorified intern at our school so he could leave when he was "prepared."

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  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    No coach could win at SC with 8 offensive linemen. (MM went pro and he was really good) Will take 3-4 years to be competitive for the conference title alone.

    Shit I had no idea how bad it was down there. We didn't have it that bad during our sanctions. We had one of our best olines after sanctions. USC isn't close .
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    I see PLSS is back to poasting as his brother took a break.

    Kiffin lost BC he was a shitty coach just like Sark will lose as well.

    Had USC hired a good coach they'd be running this conference.

    Coaching matters.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club
    LawDawg1 said:

    Tailgater said:

    TTJ said:

    You can't make this shit up.

    I had to read that article to be reminded that Husky Football was merely a prep school for USC's new head coach. Let us hope that we've seen the end of UW's scumbag experiment. No more throw-away Trojans at Montlake!


    Yeah, this makes me all warm and fuzzy:


    "After my first year at Washington, Pete decided to go to Seattle. There were some rumblings, "Do you want to come back? Would you come back?" I wasn't ready yet to become the head coach at USC at that time. This is more than just Xs and Os. It's more than just recruiting. You have to manage quite a bit. I wanted to make sure if and when I got the opportunity to be a head coach [at USC] that I was prepared to do it."

    Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20140116/talking-with-new-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian/#ixzz2qgFQNZWx

    So fucking glad this loser was paid $2 million a year to be a glorified intern at our school so he could leave when he was "prepared."

    That's exactly how I read it, pretty fucked up for him to even admit that publicly. Just shows a complete lack of awareness IMO. Amazing how some people in this life just shit themselves to the top.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,081 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    LawDawg1 said:

    Tailgater said:

    TTJ said:

    You can't make this shit up.

    I had to read that article to be reminded that Husky Football was merely a prep school for USC's new head coach. Let us hope that we've seen the end of UW's scumbag experiment. No more throw-away Trojans at Montlake!


    Yeah, this makes me all warm and fuzzy:


    "After my first year at Washington, Pete decided to go to Seattle. There were some rumblings, "Do you want to come back? Would you come back?" I wasn't ready yet to become the head coach at USC at that time. This is more than just Xs and Os. It's more than just recruiting. You have to manage quite a bit. I wanted to make sure if and when I got the opportunity to be a head coach [at USC] that I was prepared to do it."

    Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20140116/talking-with-new-usc-coach-steve-sarkisian/#ixzz2qgFQNZWx

    So fucking glad this loser was paid $2 million a year to be a glorified intern at our school so he could leave when he was "prepared."

    That's exactly how I read it, pretty fucked up for him to even admit that publicly. Just shows a complete lack of awareness IMO. Amazing how some people in this life just shit themselves to the top.
    Lack of awareness and the need to run his mouth non stop to justify his position because he is aware he isn't qualified.

    I'd cash the check too. His bullshit has been remarkably effective off the field for him personally
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,143
    Even hardcore doogs wouldn't have called it an unbelievable run. This guy doesn't know how to not use hyperbole. Say you had a pretty good run, and use 0-12, 4 straight bowl games, but calling it unbelievable is more proof how fucking stupid this guy is. I can't wait to watch him lose 4 or 5 games next year. By year 2, they will be calling for his head.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,081 Founders Club
    RoadDawg55 said:

    Even hardcore doogs wouldn't have called it an unbelievable run. This guy doesn't know how to not use hyperbole. Say you had a pretty good run, and use 0-12, 4 straight bowl games, but calling it unbelievable is more proof how fucking stupid this guy is. I can't wait to watch him lose 4 or 5 games next year. By game 2, they will be calling for his head.

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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,773 Founders Club
    If his run was unbelievable then I don't have the vocabulary to come up with a word to describe Willingham's.
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