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  • dnc said:

    Never trust a guy that calls himself 'Boobs'.

    Rule 8?

    I hear if the Huskies win 8 games he will cease to exist.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    I saw softy went on KNBR and had a fight with their radio hosts.
    It's embarrassing that guy represents seattle sports media
    #firesofty
  • dhdawg said:

    I saw softy went on KNBR and had a fight with their radio hosts.
    It's embarrassing that guy represents seattle sports media
    #firesofty

    What a shit show. Some fat fuck with no athletic background or talent is basically the voice of our sports scene up here.

    Seattle if they ever want to be taken seriously need to take out the trash and kick Softy to the curb.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    dnc said:

    Never trust a guy that calls himself 'Boobs'.

    Rule 8?

    I hear if the Huskies win 8 games he will cease to exist.
    Good thing they won 9. Boom!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    Never trust anyone with two first names.

    "Never trust nobody" - 2Pac Shakur
    Worked out well for him.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    dhdawg said:

    I saw softy went on KNBR and had a fight with their radio hosts.
    It's embarrassing that guy represents seattle sports media
    #firesofty

    What a shit show. Some fat fuck with no athletic background or talent is basically the voice of our sports scene up here.

    Seattle if they ever want to be taken seriously need to take out the trash and kick Softy to the curb.
    #worstsportscityontheplanet
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dhdawg said:

    I saw softy went on KNBR and had a fight with their radio hosts.
    It's embarrassing that guy represents seattle sports media
    #firesofty

    What a shit show. Some fat fuck with no athletic background or talent is basically the voice of our sports scene up here.

    Seattle if they ever want to be taken seriously need to take out the trash and kick Softy to the curb.
    #worstsportscityontheplanet
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

    dhdawg said:

    I saw softy went on KNBR and had a fight with their radio hosts.
    It's embarrassing that guy represents seattle sports media
    #firesofty

    What a shit show. Some fat fuck with no athletic background or talent is basically the voice of our sports scene up here.

    Seattle if they ever want to be taken seriously need to take out the trash and kick Softy to the curb.
    It's not just softy it's that whole station. Everyone on kjr are complete homers it's like listening to a fan talk. 710 is great because they're somewhat proffessional. Half of their hosts aren't even from here and take an objective view for the most part (o'neill, grey, groz). the rest who are left Huard, Moore, and Stelton also don't talk as if they're die hard fans of the team (even if they are). Just like with the newspaper, sportsradio represents the town. And unfortunately KJR is more widely known that 710 and makes Seattle look bad
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    edited January 2014
    http://www.stationcaster.com/player_skinned.php?s=851&c=4811&f=2309003
    find me a cliff
    I guess it wasn't a fight but jesus christ could he be more obnoxious
  • Softy represents Lynnwood well.

    #WorstSuburbOnThePlanet
  • Softy represents Lynnwood well.

    #WorstSuburbOnThePlanet

    He lives in Lynnhood? That says it all.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Support the Seahawks and help to make this man RiChEr!!!

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    I like to pretend Paul Allen is the only NFL owner who is rich. It's what I like to do.

    I also like to pretend that rich owners only buy professional teams.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

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    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-san-francisco-49ers-1207253769

    "This is the franchise that pretends to be classy, and yet the Niners fanbase consists mostly of your standard Bay Area hooligans, who rock goatees and rape grandmonthers in wheelchairs in the parking lot. Many Niners fans are simply Raiders fans working undercover. They're just as violent and miserable, and they deserve to have their entire franchise shuttled out 50 miles south to Santa Clara, where they can't hurt law-abiding San Franciscans. The rest of the fanbase consists of transplants who go to the Niners game just so they can network with someone they found on LinkedIn. OMG THIS STADIUM HAS NO BIKE RACK! (designs app that gets recommended in Wired but is used by no one)

    Niners fans are unique in that they are both spoiled AND disloyal. This team has won FIVE Super Bowls, and even that wasn't enough to keep people hanging around during the Singletary years. Hell, they could barely tolerate Jeff Garcia taking them to the playoffs. No no, this team has to average 13 wins a season to get natives to actually look up."

  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

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    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-san-francisco-49ers-1207253769

    "This is the franchise that pretends to be classy, and yet the Niners fanbase consists mostly of your standard Bay Area hooligans, who rock goatees and rape grandmonthers in wheelchairs in the parking lot. Many Niners fans are simply Raiders fans working undercover. They're just as violent and miserable, and they deserve to have their entire franchise shuttled out 50 miles south to Santa Clara, where they can't hurt law-abiding San Franciscans. The rest of the fanbase consists of transplants who go to the Niners game just so they can network with someone they found on LinkedIn. OMG THIS STADIUM HAS NO BIKE RACK! (designs app that gets recommended in Wired but is used by no one)

    Niners fans are unique in that they are both spoiled AND disloyal. This team has won FIVE Super Bowls, and even that wasn't enough to keep people hanging around during the Singletary years. Hell, they could barely tolerate Jeff Garcia taking them to the playoffs. No no, this team has to average 13 wins a season to get natives to actually look up."

    Hey, you leave puppy steel out of this.
  • death2ducks
    death2ducks Member Posts: 991
    edited January 2014
    This game has the potential to be a gigantic classic. It can wipe out the memory of the refs screwing us at the Super Bowl. After we win, the Seahawks WILL NEED the week off just to recover emotionally.

  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

    image

    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-san-francisco-49ers-1207253769

    "This is the franchise that pretends to be classy, and yet the Niners fanbase consists mostly of your standard Bay Area hooligans, who rock goatees and stab people in the parking lot. Many Niners fans are simply Raiders fans working undercover. They're just as violent and miserable, and they deserve to have their entire franchise shuttled out 50 miles south to Santa Clara, where they can't hurt law-abiding San Franciscans. The rest of the fanbase consists of transplants who go to the Niners game just so they can network with someone they found on LinkedIn. OMG THIS STADIUM HAS NO BIKE RACK! (designs app that gets recommended in Wired but is used by no one)

    Niners fans are unique in that they are both spoiled AND disloyal. This team has won FIVE Super Bowls, and even that wasn't enough to keep people hanging around during the Singletary years. Hell, they could barely tolerate Jeff Garcia taking them to the playoffs. No no, this team has to average 13 wins a season to get natives to actually look up."

    Truly awful fanbase, which makes that troll thread even more hilarious
  • For good measure, this one is also pretty funny.

    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-seattle-seahawks-1200911559

    And yes, Pete Carroll might be a 9/11 truther. Christ!
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,676 Standard Supporter

    For good measure, this one is also pretty funny.

    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-seattle-seahawks-1200911559

    And yes, Pete Carroll might be a 9/11 truther. Christ!

    If he wins a SB, IWGAF if he's a truther.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    scarves up 12s!
  • Predictions:

    There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.

    There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.

    Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.

    There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?

    Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.

    Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"

    We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.

    Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.

    Seahawks win 27-13

    The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.

    I hate the sports media.
  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581

    For good measure, this one is also pretty funny.

    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-seattle-seahawks-1200911559

    And yes, Pete Carroll might be a 9/11 truther. Christ!

    If he wins a SB, IWGAF if he's a truther.
    If he wins the SB he can execute the Sounders on the 50 yard line and NWGAF
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,099 Founders Club

    Predictions:

    There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.

    There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.

    Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.

    There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?

    Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.

    Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"

    We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.

    Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.

    Seahawks win 27-13

    The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.

    I hate the sports media.



    This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts
  • Predictions:

    There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.

    There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.

    Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.

    There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?

    Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.

    Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"

    We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.

    Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.

    Seahawks win 27-13

    The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.

    I hate the sports media.



    This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts
    I've always had all the tools.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,099 Founders Club

    Predictions:

    There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.

    There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.

    Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.

    There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?

    Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.

    Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"

    We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.

    Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.

    Seahawks win 27-13

    The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.

    I hate the sports media.



    This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts
    I've always had all the tools.
    Maybe a little more time in the film room like the white posters who lack the natural ability have to do
  • Predictions:

    There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.

    There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.

    Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.

    There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?

    Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.

    Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"

    We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.

    Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.

    Seahawks win 27-13

    The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.

    I hate the sports media.



    This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts
    I've always had all the tools.
    Maybe a little more time in the film room like the white posters who lack the natural ability have to do
    I've just got to keep "grinding".
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Predictions:

    There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.

    There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.

    Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.

    There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?

    Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.

    Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"

    We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.

    Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.

    Seahawks win 27-13

    The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.

    I hate the sports media.



    This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts
    I can't wait for CollegeDoog to become CollegeTrooj after four more years of interning here.