OFFICIAL Seahawks-49ers Pre-Game Thread
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If he wins a SB, IWGAF if he's a truther.CollegeDoog said:For good measure, this one is also pretty funny.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-seattle-seahawks-1200911559
And yes, Pete Carroll might be a 9/11 truther. Christ! -
scarves up 12s!
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I know you are being sarcastic, but Sounders fans are the ones who say, "Scarves up!" Seahawk fans buy #12 jerseys and chip in their welfare checks to pay off Marshawn Lynch's fines. Don't those morons know it is Paul Allen's team?ApostleofGrief said:scarves up 12s!
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Predictions:
There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.
There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.
Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.
There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?
Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.
Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"
We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.
Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.
Seahawks win 27-13
The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.
I hate the sports media.
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If he wins the SB he can execute the Sounders on the 50 yard line and NWGAFFire_Marshall_Bill said:
If he wins a SB, IWGAF if he's a truther.CollegeDoog said:For good measure, this one is also pretty funny.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-seattle-seahawks-1200911559
And yes, Pete Carroll might be a 9/11 truther. Christ! -
CollegeDoog said:
Predictions:
There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.
There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.
Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.
There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?
Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.
Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"
We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.
Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.
Seahawks win 27-13
The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.
I hate the sports media.
This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts -
I've always had all the tools.RaceBannon said:CollegeDoog said:Predictions:
There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.
There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.
Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.
There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?
Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.
Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"
We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.
Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.
Seahawks win 27-13
The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.
I hate the sports media.
This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts -
Maybe a little more time in the film room like the white posters who lack the natural ability have to doCollegeDoog said:
I've always had all the tools.RaceBannon said:CollegeDoog said:Predictions:
There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.
There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.
Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.
There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?
Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.
Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"
We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.
Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.
Seahawks win 27-13
The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.
I hate the sports media.
This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts -
I've just got to keep "grinding".RaceBannon said:
Maybe a little more time in the film room like the white posters who lack the natural ability have to doCollegeDoog said:
I've always had all the tools.RaceBannon said:CollegeDoog said:Predictions:
There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.
There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.
Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.
There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?
Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.
Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"
We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.
Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.
Seahawks win 27-13
The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.
I hate the sports media.
This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts -
I can't wait for CollegeDoog to become CollegeTrooj after four more years of interning here.RaceBannon said:CollegeDoog said:Predictions:
There will be an annoying on screen meter measuring Seahawks crowd noise.
There will be a skirmish and Joe Buck will say, "We've got some pushing and shoving going on out there," or ,"A little extracurricular activity going on out there." These are the only two ways an announcer EVER describes a post play fight. And it's always followed up by the dumbfuck color guy going ,"Yeah you know these teams really don't like each other." Christ.
Some asshole will catch the salmon at the Pike Place Market.
There will be a shot of the ferry likely accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit playing as they go to commercial. HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW NIRVANA IS FROM SEATTLE!?
Troy Aikman will talk about Russell Wilson's "Intangibles". Fuck you. He'll probably talk about how Kaepernick has all the athletic tools, just needs to spend a little more time in the film room.
Neither team has a white guy receiver, so my candidates for BLUE COLLAR GRIT white man's hero are Zach Miller, Vance Macdonald, or Justin Smith. My money is on Justin Smith. Aikman will say something like, "WHOOOO BOY Joe look at how Justin Smith moved the pocket so Aldon Smith could get to Russell Wilson. So UNSELFISH and HARD WORKING!"
We'll be bombarded by shots of the fucking Seahulk, Big Lo, and those weird fuckers who die their hair blue and wear beaks.
Jim Harbaugh will suffer an aneurysm.
Seahawks win 27-13
The TAKES WILL BE SEARING HOT after the game. Expect the "Kaepernick can't win in Seattle," take to be especially hot. Gregg Easterbrook will write how the humble unselfish Russell Wilson triumphed over the GLORY BOY Colin Kaepernick. Skip Bayless will argue that Kaepernick is not an ELITE quarterback.
I hate the sports media.
This is the kind of post that shows your potential that you've been busy burying under an avalanche of bad posts
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