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OFFICIAL Seahawks-49ers Pre-Game Thread

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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Softy represents Lynnwood well.

    #WorstSuburbOnThePlanet
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    CollegeDoog said:

    Softy represents Lynnwood well.

    #WorstSuburbOnThePlanet

    He lives in Lynnhood? That says it all.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    RoadDawg55 said:

    ApostleofGrief said:

    Support the Seahawks and help to make this man RiChEr!!!

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    I like to pretend Paul Allen is the only NFL owner who is rich. It's what I like to do.

    I also like to pretend that rich owners only buy professional teams.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    CollegeDoog said:

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    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-san-francisco-49ers-1207253769

    "This is the franchise that pretends to be classy, and yet the Niners fanbase consists mostly of your standard Bay Area hooligans, who rock goatees and rape grandmonthers in wheelchairs in the parking lot. Many Niners fans are simply Raiders fans working undercover. They're just as violent and miserable, and they deserve to have their entire franchise shuttled out 50 miles south to Santa Clara, where they can't hurt law-abiding San Franciscans. The rest of the fanbase consists of transplants who go to the Niners game just so they can network with someone they found on LinkedIn. OMG THIS STADIUM HAS NO BIKE RACK! (designs app that gets recommended in Wired but is used by no one)

    Niners fans are unique in that they are both spoiled AND disloyal. This team has won FIVE Super Bowls, and even that wasn't enough to keep people hanging around during the Singletary years. Hell, they could barely tolerate Jeff Garcia taking them to the playoffs. No no, this team has to average 13 wins a season to get natives to actually look up."

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  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    CollegeDoog said:

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    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-san-francisco-49ers-1207253769

    "This is the franchise that pretends to be classy, and yet the Niners fanbase consists mostly of your standard Bay Area hooligans, who rock goatees and rape grandmonthers in wheelchairs in the parking lot. Many Niners fans are simply Raiders fans working undercover. They're just as violent and miserable, and they deserve to have their entire franchise shuttled out 50 miles south to Santa Clara, where they can't hurt law-abiding San Franciscans. The rest of the fanbase consists of transplants who go to the Niners game just so they can network with someone they found on LinkedIn. OMG THIS STADIUM HAS NO BIKE RACK! (designs app that gets recommended in Wired but is used by no one)

    Niners fans are unique in that they are both spoiled AND disloyal. This team has won FIVE Super Bowls, and even that wasn't enough to keep people hanging around during the Singletary years. Hell, they could barely tolerate Jeff Garcia taking them to the playoffs. No no, this team has to average 13 wins a season to get natives to actually look up."

    Hey, you leave puppy steel out of this.
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  • death2ducks
    death2ducks Member Posts: 991
    edited January 2014
    This game has the potential to be a gigantic classic. It can wipe out the memory of the refs screwing us at the Super Bowl. After we win, the Seahawks WILL NEED the week off just to recover emotionally.

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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    CollegeDoog said:

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    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-san-francisco-49ers-1207253769

    "This is the franchise that pretends to be classy, and yet the Niners fanbase consists mostly of your standard Bay Area hooligans, who rock goatees and stab people in the parking lot. Many Niners fans are simply Raiders fans working undercover. They're just as violent and miserable, and they deserve to have their entire franchise shuttled out 50 miles south to Santa Clara, where they can't hurt law-abiding San Franciscans. The rest of the fanbase consists of transplants who go to the Niners game just so they can network with someone they found on LinkedIn. OMG THIS STADIUM HAS NO BIKE RACK! (designs app that gets recommended in Wired but is used by no one)

    Niners fans are unique in that they are both spoiled AND disloyal. This team has won FIVE Super Bowls, and even that wasn't enough to keep people hanging around during the Singletary years. Hell, they could barely tolerate Jeff Garcia taking them to the playoffs. No no, this team has to average 13 wins a season to get natives to actually look up."

    Truly awful fanbase, which makes that troll thread even more hilarious
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    For good measure, this one is also pretty funny.

    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-seattle-seahawks-1200911559

    And yes, Pete Carroll might be a 9/11 truther. Christ!
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