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Stripper Steaks

DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
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I changed my mind. After eating at the Acrop on Friday (still somewhat sober, well not totally blitzed yet) the steak was horrible. I could barely cut my T-bone. and it's served with multiple sauces. Good steak never needs A1 or BBQ sauce.
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,768 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited May 2014
    Grecian burger (is it still called that?)
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    What the fuck do you expect for $5?
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  • QuornDawgQuornDawg Member Posts: 1,162
    MikeDamone said:

    AZDuck said:

    What the fuck do you expect for $5?

    For fucks sakes. I can't tell you how many threads I have argued that it's not a good steak and the argument usually goes like this:

    Tard: The Acrop is great! Hot women and AWESOME steak for $5 with all the fixin's (I like to call things that come with a meal "fixin's")
    Me: The steak sucks and the women are average for a low end Portland club
    Tard: No way! The steak was AWESOME!
    Me: It might have been because you were drunk and hungry, but it wasn't an AWESOME steak. Ruth's Chris is awesome, these steaks are not.
    Tard: Yeah but Ruth's Chris is like $50 for the steak. This was $5!
    Me: So was it as good as Ruth Chris?
    Tard: No
    Me: So it wasn't AWESOME!
    Tard: Yeah but it was only $5
    Me: So you had a $5 steak which when compared to a truely awesome steak, sucked.
    Tard: Yeah but it was $5!!! It was worth $5
    Me: By definition, a $5 steak is not an awesome steak, you can't buy an awesome steak at any restaurant for $5.
    Tard, yeah, but still.
    now you're twisting
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    monroecougdad said:

    MikeDamone said:

    AZDuck said:

    What the fuck do you expect for $5?

    For fucks sakes. I can't tell you how many threads I have argued that it's not a good steak and the argument usually goes like this:

    Tard: The Acrop is great! Hot women and AWESOME steak for $5 with all the fixin's (I like to call things that come with a meal "fixin's")
    Me: The steak sucks and the women are average for a low end Portland club
    Tard: No way! The steak was AWESOME!
    Me: It might have been because you were drunk and hungry, but it wasn't an AWESOME steak. Ruth's Chris is awesome, these steaks are not.
    Tard: Yeah but Ruth's Chris is like $50 for the steak. This was $5!
    Me: So was it as good as Ruth Chris?
    Tard: No
    Me: So it wasn't AWESOME!
    Tard: Yeah but it was only $5
    Me: So you had a $5 steak which when compared to a truely awesome steak, sucked.
    Tard: Yeah but it was $5!!! It was worth $5
    Me: By definition, a $5 steak is not an awesome steak, you can't buy an awesome steak at any restaurant for $5.
    Tard, yeah, but still.
    now you're twisting
    Check the facts and you will find a case that is closed and a discussion that is ended.
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  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Take your $5, add a few more $, go to the store for a piece of meat, go home, cook it, and pour a manhattan. Problem solved. Don't waste money on shit food when you could spend $15 and get something that's 5x better.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Yeah, but still. PUSSY!!
    MikeDamone said:

    AZDuck said:

    What the fuck do you expect for $5?

    For fucks sakes. I can't tell you how many threads I have argued that it's not a good steak and the argument usually goes like this:

    Tard: The Acrop is great! Hot women and AWESOME steak for $5 with all the fixin's (I like to call things that come with a meal "fixin's")
    Me: The steak sucks and the women are average for a low end Portland club
    Tard: No way! The steak was AWESOME!
    Me: It might have been because you were drunk and hungry, but it wasn't an AWESOME steak. Ruth's Chris is awesome, these steaks are not.
    Tard: Yeah but Ruth's Chris is like $50 for the steak. This was $5!
    Me: So was it as good as Ruth Chris?
    Tard: No
    Me: So it wasn't AWESOME!
    Tard: Yeah but it was only $5
    Me: So you had a $5 steak which when compared to a truely awesome steak, sucked.
    Tard: Yeah but it was $5!!! It was worth $5
    Me: By definition, a $5 steak is not an awesome steak, you can't buy an awesome steak at any restaurant for $5.
    Tard, yeah, but still.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    bananasnblondes said:

    The a crop is perfectly marketed to and advertised by Maxim-reading, popped-collar douchebags who think it makes them a real man to be able to say that they went to a strip club that serves steaks. Its a fucking gimmick. Its the male version of renting a "party van" for $100 where they serve you $.50 glasses of champagne (but you feel like a real high-class partying bitch when you order one)

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  • longduckdonglongduckdong Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,034 Swaye's Wigwam
    bananasnblondes said:

    The a crop is perfectly marketed to and advertised by Maxim-reading, popped-collar douchebags who think it makes them a real man to be able to say that they went to a strip club that serves steaks. Its a fucking gimmick. Its the male version of renting a "party van" for $100 where they serve you $.50 glasses of champagne (but you feel like a real high-class partying bitch when you order one)

    Popped collar? What the fuck is this 2005?
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,148 Founders Club
    TheGlove said:

    I like to keep my steak eating venue different from my skank viewing venue.

    This
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,768 Swaye's Wigwam
    I like the steak but I stay for the salad bar.

    Their sneeze guard is cleaned at least 5 times a day.
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  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    I don't really get the allure of eating a shitty steak while at the strip club. To each their own I guess, but I can't believe there are guys who think it is awesome.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    MikeDamone said:

    Finally. Someone gets it. I've been telling everyone that place suck ass and their steaks suck ass forever. A lot of it is myth and urban legend and maybe a lot of alcohol. Their steaks are worth the $5 or whatever and are about what you would get at Denny's. I would rather eat a strippers snatch than get close to the salad bar.

    This is why I come to this place to see you rant about the acrop steak. I'm being serious too.

    I especially love it when you are arguing with Thomas Fremont on this issue. I don't remember who else you argue with on this but it's usually Fremont.
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  • HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    AZDuck said:

    Relevant:

    image

    bananasnblondes said:

    The a crop is perfectly marketed to and advertised by Maxim-reading, popped-collar douchebags who think it makes them a real man to be able to say that they went to a strip club that serves steaks. Its a fucking gimmick. Its the male version of renting a "party van" for $100 where they serve you $.50 glasses of champagne (but you feel like a real high-class partying bitch when you order one)

    Is that CollegeDoog?
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    They all are.
    HeretoBeatmyChest said:

    AZDuck said:

    Relevant:

    image

    bananasnblondes said:

    The a crop is perfectly marketed to and advertised by Maxim-reading, popped-collar douchebags who think it makes them a real man to be able to say that they went to a strip club that serves steaks. Its a fucking gimmick. Its the male version of renting a "party van" for $100 where they serve you $.50 glasses of champagne (but you feel like a real high-class partying bitch when you order one)

    Is that CollegeDoog?
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  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    I like to complain about a $5 steak dinner. That's what I like to do.
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  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,156 Founders Club
    TheGlove said:

    I like to complain about a $5 steak dinner that includes titties in my face. That's what I like to do.

    FTFY
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