So I had to go to a federal government agency today

MikeDamone

SSA (don’t ask, it wasn’t for me). The place was like the Kremlin. Big guy with a gun at the door blocks my path. Interrogates me about weapons, tells me it’s a federal facility and masks are required. Asks if I have one (lol) then hands me one. I say thanks and take a step forward. He steps in from of me and blocks me again…tells me to put it all the way on. Then I had to not sit in a chair marked open. Most were marked to not sit in them.

The vid protocol is still going strong with the feds. Science!

After that I went to a bar.

PurpleThrobber

I have been putting off going to SSA for several years now - they have my fucking birth date incorrect (off by one day).

Curious to see if going to the Idaho SSA office is so totalitarian.

hardhat

MikeDamone said:

SSA (don’t ask, it wasn’t for me). The place was like the Kremlin. Big guy with a gun at the door blocks my path. Interrogates me about weapons, tells me it’s a federal facility and masks are required. Asks if I have one (lol) then hands me one. I say thanks and take a step forward. He steps in from of me and blocks me again…tells me to put it all the way on. Then I had to not sit in a chair marked open. Most were marked to not sit in them.

The vid protocol is still going strong with the feds. Science!

After that I went to a bar.

That sounds like going to PCC.

46XiJCAB

T’s & P’s.

Pitchfork51

Word on the street is if you wear non cargo shorts they just let you grab em by the pussy

MikeDamone

Pitchfork51 said:

Word on the street is if you wear non cargo shorts they just let you grab em by the pussy

That’s where I went wrong.

Pitchfork51

MikeDamone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Word on the street is if you wear non cargo shorts they just let you grab em by the pussy

That’s where I went wrong.

9 or 9.5 inches. Possibly less if you are a manlet.

greenblood

Did you remind him who pays his salary?

Pitchfork51

greenblood said:

Did you remind him who pays his salary?

Soros

MikeDamone

greenblood said:

Did you remind him who pays his salary?

I do what armed law enforcement officers tell me to do. My parents gave me "the talk".