Shakira to prison?

Sledog

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/shakira-tax-fraud-case-prosecutors-seek-8-years-prison-24-million-fine-singer-rejects-plea-deal

PurpleThrobber

One could contemplate committing a crime in Spain and then identifying as a female.

#prisonwife

#brbjo

SwisherSweetboy

She is lovely. Girls, this is what having 2 kids does to your body.

pawz

I've only read the headlines..... but there has to be a good reason she rejected the plea deal to take her chances in court

Bob_C

Yum Shakira.

PurpleThrobber

She'll have to be found not guilty - where are you going to find 12 jurors of her peers?

Not that many muy caliente' women available.

46XiJCAB

How many current male inmates about to identify as trans?

Pitchfork51

46XiJCAB said:

How many current male inmates about to identify as trans?

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Pitchfork51

I love Shakira

This is basically a war crime imo

TXDawg

Pitchfork51 said:

I love Shakira

This is basically a war crime imo

I'd be fine if we went to war to keep Shakira out of prison.

DerekJohnson

pawz

PurpleThrobber said:

She'll have to be found not guilty - where are you going to find 12 jurors of her peers?

Not that many muy caliente' women available.

The Chris Rock bit is the best. "That's not a jury of my peers, that's a jury of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty!"

WestlinnDuck

pawz said:

PurpleThrobber said:

She'll have to be found not guilty - where are you going to find 12 jurors of her peers?

Not that many muy caliente' women available.

The Chris Rock bit is the best. "That's not a jury of my peers, that's a jury of 12 people government employees getting paid not to work.not smart enough to get out of jury duty!"

WestlinnDuck

TXDawg said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I love Shakira

This is basically a war crime imo

I'd be fine if we went to war to keep Shakira out of prison.

If only she was in better shape and not so stiff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhlc8gNklsc

greenblood

How many male prisoners will now identify as female?