Peak Joey Vegetable Administration

46XiJCAB

Today the affirmative action propagandist celebrated gas only being $2+ more a gallon since the Dazzler voted Joey into the WH.

Because you probably suck at maff Dazzler, let me help you.

If you have an 18 gallon tank and you’re paying $2 more a gallon.

18 x $2 = $36. That’s how much extra you’re paying per tank.

If you’re filling up one time a week let me help you Moron.

4 x $36 = $144. That’s effectively a tax. Now pretend you are a single mother. Now go grocery shopping.

Now Fuck Off.

RaceBannon

He has nothing to do with the price of gas

http://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1549093956696190976?t=ttr6vVKtRVeXTsqfAl6sqw&s=19

http://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1549110329359081473?t=RZqMiIjLmlRabXqGgPPsBA&s=19

MikeDamone

“Today, the average gas price in America hit an all-time record high of over $4 per gallon. Okay, that stings, but a clear conscience is worth a buck or two,” said Colbert, whose contract with CBS pays him an annual salary of $15 million per year.

https://youtu.be/fHzzc687rOM

46XiJCAB

When Joey has been dead for nearly 100 years, we might be close to no fossil fuels.