Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
You might even grow up to become a grifter in Congress
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
I wasn't aware that NA's were tight with the Chinese back in the day.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
I wasn't aware that NA's were tight with the Chinese back in the day.
We crossed the land bridge from their general vicinity I think maybe, so ipso facto fucko firework brothers.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
Only took out one neighbor kid with an errant blast last night. I made all the parents give verbal waivers before I started the explosions though. If a lawyer calls I am also prepared to invoke tribal law and shit. You cannot prevent me from setting off fireworks. It's a native custom and part of my culture. Fight me.
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
I wasn't aware that NA's were tight with the Chinese back in the day.
We crossed the land bridge from their general vicinity I think maybe, so ipso facto fucko firework brothers.
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They should use weapons and a military next time. Randos with flag poles and bison hats and special congressional investigations aren't cutting it.
I'm buzzed. So what...
p.s. Kid will be okay. You really can get through life pretty well with one eye.
Went on an early run to shake a mild hangover from the night before.
Spread some manure and planted a bunch of peppers and tomatoes
Had a few bloody Marys
Smoked a couple of tri tips on the KJ
Shot off some fireworks
Played catch with my son
Toasted some s’mores
Bed by 10:00
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