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It's a big week

MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,169 Swaye's Wigwam
    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    What about grads? Celebrating the lowest bar people ever achieve seems like a bit much
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 107,693 Founders Club
    My 5th grader is graduating signs abound
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    RaceBannon said:

    My 5th grader is graduating signs abound

    Did you bring an air horn and a cowbell to the ceremony?
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 107,693 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    RaceBannon said:

    My 5th grader is graduating signs abound

    Did you bring an air horn and a cowbell to the ceremony?
    Guns
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  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 33,070
    edited June 2022
    8th grade graduation is special

    I felt more punished going to that than I did with 8 year olds playing soccer
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  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 34,460 Standard Supporter
    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    I managed it but I told the spousal unit not to complain about how much I had to work to keep her at home. I wanted that way and was happy to do it. That's how I was raised and I sure as hell didn't want someone else raising my kid!
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    RaceBannon said:

    MikeDamone said:

    RaceBannon said:

    My 5th grader is graduating signs abound

    Did you bring an air horn and a cowbell to the ceremony?
    Guns
    Obviously black family.
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  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    Lol........
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,495 Founders Club
    Skool ends in May here. It was awesome seeing the kinder graduation posts on Fakebook (sarcasm)
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,169 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited June 2022
    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    Lol........
    Kept dad heard from.

    The evidence just keeps mounting that you're a dead beat.
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  • WestlinnDuckWestlinnDuck Member Posts: 15,713 Standard Supporter
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Skool ends in May here. It was awesome seeing the kinder graduation posts on Fakebook (sarcasm)

    Favorite drag queen performer was?
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,169 Swaye's Wigwam
    MikeDamone said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    What about grads? Celebrating the lowest bar people ever achieve seems like a bit much
    I'm fine with Mother's day.

    Grads, yes we need to celebrate them by wiping the 90k they racked up living in an overpriced place and spending lent money on shit they didn't need.
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,495 Founders Club
    WestlinnDuck said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Skool ends in May here. It was awesome seeing the kinder graduation posts on Fakebook (sarcasm)

    Favorite drag queen performer was?
    That's at the library. And the largest high school in the area...and one of the counselor organizers literally slept with a 15 year old girl...no grooming though
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  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    Lol........
    Kept dad heard from.

    The evidence just keeps mounting that you're a dead beat.
    You nailed it Kreskin. Does mommy let the boys see their daddy come home drunk at 4pm?
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  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    MikeDamone said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    What about grads? Celebrating the lowest bar people ever achieve seems like a bit much
    I'm fine with Mother's day.

    Grads, yes we need to celebrate them by wiping the 90k they racked up living in an overpriced place and spending lent money on shit they didn't need.
    Did you get your wife an ankle monitor this year?
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  • WestlinnDuckWestlinnDuck Member Posts: 15,713 Standard Supporter
    No crime if she was "receptive" to sex, but didn't charge for it.
    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    MikeDamone said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    What about grads? Celebrating the lowest bar people ever achieve seems like a bit much
    I'm fine with Mother's day.

    Grads, yes we need to celebrate them by wiping the 90k they racked up living in an overpriced place and spending lent money on shit they didn't need.
    Did you get your wife an ankle monitor this year?
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  • MelloDawgMelloDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,757 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited June 2022
    Sledog said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    I managed it but I told the spousal unit not to complain about how much I had to work to keep her at home. I wanted that way and was happy to do it. That's how I was raised and I sure as hell didn't want someone else raising my kid!
    Shocking
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    MelloDawg said:

    Sledog said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    I managed it but I told the spousal unit not to complain about how much I had to work to keep her at home. I wanted that way and was happy to do it. That's how I was raised and I sure as hell didn't want someone else raising my kid!
    Shocking
    Why?
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  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 34,460 Standard Supporter
    edited June 2022
    MelloDawg said:

    Sledog said:

    haie said:

    Most dads don't even have the balls and talent to support a family by themselves anymore.

    Just get rid of the holiday.

    I managed it but I told the spousal unit not to complain about how much I had to work to keep her at home. I wanted that way and was happy to do it. That's how I was raised and I sure as hell didn't want someone else raising my kid!
    Shocking
    Your husband raise your kids or you? Did you get a husbands knot after giving birth?
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