After thirty something years as a UW fan and four years at Hardcore Husky, major poaster and one time podcast host
@UW_Doog_Bot decided this past off-season to transfer for his last year of eligibility. With his eye on earning a Master's degree while poasting, Bot has decided on his destination.
Taking to Instagram on Tuesday, Bot announced that he will be playing his final year at University of Southern California. He intends to pursue a Master's degree in Machine Learning.
https://youtu.be/CRWggz084bEBot joins a Trojan team that has won a rose bowl in living memory.
When asked for comment Bot responded, "I look forward to poasting on Hardcore Troojan and am focused on faith, family, and football. I had to do what was best for myself and my family. Please respect my decision."
In the past three seasons at Washington, Bot has appeared on numerous different sub-forums, amassing an impressive 3 to 1 ratio of upvotes to downvotes on only 10,000 poasts.
The loss of Bot is yet another blow to a Washington depth chart that has been ravaged by flame outs, fag outs, and gurgles over the last three seasons as well as an AD intent on destroying a successful program.
Hardcore Husky now finds itself down its starting non moderator poaster, an aging
@RaceBannon , almost its entire teen stalking board gone, as well as an
@Swaye savaged by the suburban middle class trap.
When asked former teammate
@PurpleBaze responded, "Who?"
@GrundleStiltzkin was unavailable for comment.
During his weekly 3am media poast
@DerekJohnson was inconsolable over the loss of his former star poster.
With yet another departure one has to wonder how long until the AD's hand is forced and the fanbase finally unites to
@FireCohen
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Fight the fuck on!
Notably absent. I can understand how it isn't as important as funding the women's studies masters program.
I kid. This is a blow to the depth more than anything, but still a sore blow.
I'm UW undergrad/USC grad. Welcome aboard. Years ago I would have been horrified about cheering for USC, I'm talking repping-purple-in-Marshall type of dooging. These days though? Man. My opinion of UW, Seattle, 98% of our fans, and the AD is so flagrantly and irreconcilably hostile that I have to recalibrate what I care about and who I cheer for. We'll have to tailgate at some point this season.
In the last 30 years, they have shined pretty much only during the Pete Carroll era, who happened to be their third choice for the job.
I laffed when they celebrated (on Trojan Boards) the hiring of Sark away from Washington. Seems everybody in the Pac knew he was a sot and screwing around except SC’s AD at the time.
Entitled, dumber than fuck fans.
The Coliseum - terrible football facility in a shit area. Would be nice with a tailgate hookup and prime seats. Lots of not so prime seats there.
Hmu this season! ???
USC should really benefit from the NIL era, where $$$ talks and almost every SoCal kid dreams of playing for USC . . . at least they used to.
In the old days (the 1960’s when they had 120 scholarships) All-CIF players were lucky to make it on the field ever during their careers because of the intense competition for playing time within the program.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7diC6tGyXM
Am actually going to grad school but for business related shit.