My dad never hit me in his life. But as we walked out of Husky Stadium in 1990 following the 25-22 loss to lowly UCLA and Tommy Maddox, dad was white as a sheet. I said, "I know we lost, but that was a pretty exciting fourth quarter though." And he glared at me like he wanted to strike me.
VAJ because that mother fucker would be under pressure and throw a fucking pass to the only spot on the field where his WR could have a remote chance of making a catch despite having a DB playing perfect coverage and the WR still make the catch.
Trace McSorkey and Davis Mills also seemed to have that ability against UW as well.
Too many to pick from. I wonder if every fanbase thinks this but the past 10 plus years it really feels like every super mediocre or just barely above-average QB who struggles against other teams is just fucking flawless against Washington. That also could be from the Quitkowski/Lake super prevent defense.
On this list I'll go with Vern for the reasons someone else articulated above and because he failed out of EWU but still got to buy Oregon an extra year of The Streak I.
Didn't mind him as a player, but as he's gotten older he's becoming more and more insufferable. The biggest alumni quook you'd ever see. He'd tell you Oregon would be a playoff team if they got moved to the NFC west.
Cody Pickett because he whooped our? ass twice and I had to watch both the dancing on the O and be in the pouring fucking rain in Seattle for both games.
Would've said Browning but y'all hated him too so it feels like piling on
Cody Pickett because he whooped our? ass twice and I had to watch both the dancing on the O and be in the pouring fucking rain in Seattle for both games.
Would've said Browning but y'all hated him too so it feels like piling on
Casey Paus came out of the bullpen for the Seattle game with the DAWGS down 14-10 at the half
I've never hated an opposing QB quite as much as I hated some rival team players in hoops. Adam Morrison, Peyton Pritchard, Aaron Brooks, TJ McConnell, etc
Cody Pickett because he whooped our? ass twice and I had to watch both the dancing on the O and be in the pouring fucking rain in Seattle for both games.
Would've said Browning but y'all hated him too so it feels like piling on
Casey Paus came out of the bullpen for the Seattle game with the DAWGS down 14-10 at the half
The thing about Gesser is he kept running his mouth and saying stupid shit (killed himself in the foot, IIRC), and lost four times to UW. It almost makes me feel sorry for the asshole.
The thing about Gesser is he kept running his mouth and saying stupid shit (killed himself in the foot, IIRC), and lost four times to UW. It almost makes me feel sorry for the asshole.
The Wazzou QBs since Gasser have all mouthed off something fierce only to die on the field. That might be one of the traits they look for in recruiting...
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, “I got to have this guy. He’s got the best arm I’ve ever seen!”
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
“Mother,” he yells over the phone, “We just won the Super Bowl!”
“Don’t talk to me,” the woman says. “You abandoned us. You can’t be my son.”
The young Iraqi begs, “Mom, you don’t understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!”
“I don’t care,” his mother snaps. “Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped.”
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.
The thing about Gesser is he kept running his mouth and saying stupid shit (killed himself in the foot, IIRC), and lost four times to UW. It almost makes me feel sorry for the asshole.
The Wazzou QBs since Gasser have all mouthed off something fierce only to die on the field. That might be one of the traits they look for in recruiting...
Perhaps. But Gesser holds the record for not backing up his dumbass words. The quintessential Cuog
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On this list I'll go with Vern for the reasons someone else articulated above and because he failed out of EWU but still got to buy Oregon an extra year of The Streak I.
Would've said Browning but y'all hated him too so it feels like piling on
any that you can think of plus
all of our QBs except 12-0 Billy Joe plus
Billy Joe not going 12-0
I hated Jonathan Smith too. Fucking midget throwing for 500 yards on Lambo’s great defenses.
Jason Guesser was a douchebag too.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, “I got to have this guy. He’s got the best arm I’ve ever seen!”
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
“Mother,” he yells over the phone, “We just won the Super Bowl!”
“Don’t talk to me,” the woman says. “You abandoned us. You can’t be my son.”
The young Iraqi begs, “Mom, you don’t understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!”
“I don’t care,” his mother snaps. “Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped.”
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.