PurpleJ- the biggest obsessed faggot on the bored.
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0/10 effort, as usualoregonblitzkrieg said:
Your standards are a little underwhelming. I'll keep my dick and you can keep sniffing her panties.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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Is that statement the cousin to Harvey Road's "You'd piss yourself to have my life" ?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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Maybe distant cousins. Fuck, I'd piss myself for a grand. I wouldn't cut my dick off for a billion dollars.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Is that statement the cousin to Harvey Road's "You'd piss yourself to have my life" ?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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A billion?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe distant cousins. Fuck, I'd piss myself for a grand. I wouldn't cut my dick off for a billion dollars.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Is that statement the cousin to Harvey Road's "You'd piss yourself to have my life" ?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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Nah. I'm not old. If I was 50 then yeah fuck it, id take the billion.MikeDamone said:
A billion?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe distant cousins. Fuck, I'd piss myself for a grand. I wouldn't cut my dick off for a billion dollars.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Is that statement the cousin to Harvey Road's "You'd piss yourself to have my life" ?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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Right now I like my dick.
Like squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube hardy har -
Uhhh for a billion I'd cut it off and pay to just have it re-attached.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Nah. I'm not old. If I was 50 then yeah fuck it, id take the billion.MikeDamone said:
A billion?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe distant cousins. Fuck, I'd piss myself for a grand. I wouldn't cut my dick off for a billion dollars.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Is that statement the cousin to Harvey Road's "You'd piss yourself to have my life" ?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
Also obligatory:
Right now I like my dick.
Like squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube hardy har
Fuck man pretty easy solution. Live a life of abundance so you can have your dick AND a billion dollars. -
less_cockus?He_Needs_More_Time said:
Uhhh for a billion I'd cut it off and pay to just have it re-attached.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Nah. I'm not old. If I was 50 then yeah fuck it, id take the billion.MikeDamone said:
A billion?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Maybe distant cousins. Fuck, I'd piss myself for a grand. I wouldn't cut my dick off for a billion dollars.He_Needs_More_Time said:
Is that statement the cousin to Harvey Road's "You'd piss yourself to have my life" ?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
Also obligatory:
Right now I like my dick.
Like squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube hardy har
Fuck man pretty easy solution. Live a life of abundance so you can have your dick AND a billion dollars. -
BRB, JOoregonblitzkrieg said:
Your standards are a little underwhelming. I'll keep my dick and you can keep sniffing her panties.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You'd cut your dick off to sniff the panties of the least attractive girl I've fuckedoregonblitzkrieg said:
That cartoon bitch is probably cuter than your reel girlfriend.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
If you're a 30 year old Russia obsessed faggot living in Mommas basement, then yeah maybeoregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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oregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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brb, jo to cartoons?oregonblitzkrieg said:
The red head is doable.AZDuck said:Obligatory:
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Sounds like OBK could care less...PurpleJ said:I get messages...
OBK: 400 and counting. Your stats are gonna get crushed. U shouldn't pick a fight with someone with lower stats. You're gonna be a slain giant brother.
Purp: Thanks for caring
Oh, and by the way... Not even puppy love and d2d responded so well to the blue waffle troll. Thanks for the show!
OBK: The show will continue until you receive 1.8k downvotes. The alternative is to erase the downvotes you gave to me and humbly prostrate yourself in front of the entire bored and admit defeat. You won't do this, so 1.8K it will be.
Purp: You realize the up vote/downvote thing is all a ruse to expose people who give a shit about that sort of thing. That's what's so great about this. Thanks again. Quook.
OBK: Eventually you'll slip and fall and a struggling cat will be there to finish you off. It's a battle of wills, not a battle of points.
Purp: Christ! You really don't get it.
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