“Who’s got it better than us?” “NOBODY!”

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Beating a dead horse here, but this fucking guy. Endless entertainment. I gotta a good laugh outta this one. What an asshole:

http://dailytrojan.com/2014/04/23/qa-sarkisian-follows-carrolls-example/

topdawgnc

I knew it was going to be full of unintentional comedy when it starts with:

After a successful five-year run as the head coach at Washington

Sarkingham

An interview about dancing, living off of Pete Carroll's reputation, using catch-phrases and eliminating kickoffs. Sounds about right.

Fuck that guy.

Swaye

Written by Cassandra Collins. What are the chances tubby bag-o-dick's tried to two hole it like a Joey's whore?

LawDawg1

Sark "I don't believe [kickoffs] are the best thing for our game."

Because you suck at them. Ross only ran one back after you left the program.

DugtheDoog

I was reading through the interview waiting for the punchline. It came in the 2nd to last question. What a fucking douche.

Mad_Son

"Sarkisian: [Chuckling] As a coach, you try different motivational techniques when you feel the timing is right and you can ascertain that the players need the change."

That sounds exactly like it would have come out of Tyrone Willingham's mouth.

Gladstone

^ Exactly what I thought. A bunch of pseudo-intellectual jargon.

DerekJohnson

Flying by the seat of his pants instead of having an actual time-proven plan

tracker

Mad_Son said:

"Sarkisian: [Chuckling] As a coach, you try different motivational techniques when you feel the timing is right and you can ascertain that the players need the change."

That sounds exactly like it would have come out of Tyrone Willingham's mouth.

I'll be damned.
So Sark's move to USC was just a way to get Husky football motivated again?
What a guy.

RoadDawg55

I liked how Sark talked about getting innately competitive kids at USC. If he was really such a great competitor, he wouldn't be banging waitresses at Joey's and boating with co eds the week of the Oregon game.

A real competitor would fix the discipline and special teams issues. He's not half the competitor Saban, Meyer, Miles, Chip, and Peterman are.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Is anyone else exited and amused to read Sark's bullshit answers now that he no longer coaches UW? This guy is full of shit and it's funny as hell to read now that he's doing it to another program.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Because inevitably the real you will come out when adversity strikes.

Who has a picture of Sark crying during the whOregon (ROFL) game?

Vegasdawg

Sark is like a kid on a video game who doesn't really care if he wins just so long as he get's to play his game within the game.

SteveInShelton

It's ironic that Sark's 3 biggest traits he looks for in players - competitiveness, effort, and energy - are traits he lacks himself. You generally get players with traits that you share, so it's no surprise that he fills out his team with players that as a whole get plungered 3 times a year.

HeretoBeatmyChest

Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?

A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

sjd

The fuck is a Daily Trojan?

Meek

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?

A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

anyone who pays attention to sports even have access to the Pac12 network?

LoneStarDawg

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?

A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

Sure it wasn't ahmad rashad trying to make UW and USC look bad?

EsophagealFeces

brchco12 said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Anyone see Lynn Swann on the pac-12 network a few days ago?

A buddy texted me about it a few days ago. Apparently he shat all over the Sark hire.

Sure it wasn't ahmad rashad Stringfellow trying to make UW and USC look bad?

Crispified.

bhobc

If he's such a Carroll disciple then why are his special teams units so fucking bad? The Seahawks special teams were probably even better than the defense.