The Best Way to Cook Bacon | How to Cook Perfect Bacon

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3DWurG5bwQ

1to392831weretaken

I thought for sure that this would be a video of a big titted Korean chick cooking bacon in no particularly special way.

YellowSnow

Interesting. I’ve always cooked bacon in my caster iron skillet. But I’ve never started with the pan cold.

DerekJohnson

1to392831weretaken said:

I thought for sure that this would be a video of a big titted Korean chick cooking bacon in no particularly special way.

YellowSnow

I should also disclose that I have a bit of a cast iron fetish and upgraded via Santa Claus recently from a shirt chi com Dutch oven to one of them faggy, deluxe Frenchy ones.

PurpleThrobber

You guys don’t have staff who do the cooking?

LebamDawg

is there really a bad way to cook bacon?

I have cooked bacon on LPG grills, wood fired home made BBQs (best tasting), fried in non-stick and cast iron, on griddles, it is all good.

EDIT: would love the big titted lingerie clad Korean gals doing bacon

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

You guys don’t have staff who do the cooking?

Having a personal chef is for homos.

Joey

Cowboy Kent is the shit. His recipes are entertaining even if you don’t have the time or equipment to do it 100% the way he did it.

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

You guys don’t have staff who do the cooking?

Having a personal chef is for homos.

sure.gif.

She cleans the bathroom and dusts after cooking, too.

LoneStarDawg

Oven bacon is the way, put it in at 375 for 20 min

FireCohen

Ya filthy infidels. How dare you to eat pork

YellowSnow

LoneStarDawg said:

Oven bacon is the way, put it in at 375 for 20 min

It’s lazy man bacon but it works.

YellowSnow

FireCohen said:

Ya filthy infidels. How dare you to eat pork

Send @FireCohen back.

whlinder

1. Get Pork Belly
2. Cure it yourself
3. Smoke it yourself
4. Cut it yourself
5. fry that shit up

BleachedAnusDawg

whlinder said:

1. Get Pork Belly
2. Cure it yourself
3. Smoke it yourself
4. Cut it yourself
5. fry that shit up

Done it. The amount of time and labor is a waste. Just buy good bacon.

1to392831weretaken

1.) Ask coworker with FFA daughter to buy a whole pig at the fair from some kid who pampered it.
2.) Tell local butcher how to cut and cure bacon.
3.) Load freezer with bacon (and over 100 lbs. of the best sausage on earth).
4.) Apply some manner of heat to bacon.
5.) Eat bacon.

My rule is that I don't eat an animal that wasn't given a name by some now-heartbroken Whatcom County girl.

MikeDamone

whlinder said:

1. Get Pork Belly
2. Cure it yourself
3. Smoke it yourself
4. Cut it yourself
5. fry that shit up

How to make a BLT…first get some land…

Luckily we have free trade and you can buy good bacon.

Reminds me of the steps to make a chicken sandwich without free trade. Takes 6 months and costs $1,500 (pre Biden, probably $2,500 now)

https://youtu.be/URvWSsAgtJE

greenblood

Coat it in brown sugar and bake at 350 degrees. Tastes like candy

MikeDamone

greenblood said:

Coat it in brown sugar and bake at 350 degrees. Tastes like candy

I remember my yummy phase