Trailblazer Illustrated- In your face! edition

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RoadDawg55 said:

CuntWaffle said:

Yup I was completely wrong in this series. Portland is clearly the better team. The Rockets are soft as fuck. Dwight is good sometimes but he is also a certified bitch. Rubs off on the rest of the team. Only guy on that squad with any backbone is Patrick Beverly.

Portland could very well make it to the Western Conference Finals where they will lose to the Thunder or MY Clippers.

I don't think you were completely wrong. The margin for error is small in the playoffs. Portland has needed two amazing games from DA to win. Houston sucks at defense, and Aldridge is a really good player, but he's not this good. He hit a lot of contested jumpers in game 2. Houston should have won game one too. The series is over because of Portland already taking two on the road, but these are pretty evenly matched teams.

DeMarcus Aldridge has always been one of my favorite classy ballers.
















(RIP, @DeLarry)

Kaepsknee

allpurpleallgold said:

Kevin McHale fired at mid court...Steve Clifford fired at mid court...Greg Popovich fired...wait I thought we fired this guy last year after game 6?...Kerr to the Knicks...The Legend to coach Indiana in game 3...Vogel to coach Houston in game 3...Jordan to become first player/coach/owner in game 3...this is just what I'm hearing...not predictions...


Houston, we have a problem

Frank Caliendo couldn't even do a Dirk impression that good. Lamarcus Aldridge for the first time in his career had back to back 40 point games and my Portlandia Trailblazers jumped out to a 2-0 lead on James Haren and the Houston Rockets. Twitter was a buzz with Dwight Howards first half performance. Never mind that it was tied. Never mind that Aldridge pretty much matched him bucket for bucket. DWIGHTS SO GREAT! HES SHUTTING UP THE HATERS! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! And then it stopped. Because it always stops with D-white. Because, as anyone that watches the NBA knows, Dwight ain't that dude. Lamarcus Aldridge, apparently, is though?

Now, some of you wanted to doubt this team during the regular season. Some of you didn't want to jump on the bandwagon. Well, now it's to late. No room. Sorry.

We're headed back to Portland with a 2-0 lead that only a team from Seattle could blow. I'll be there if anyone wants to come say hi. Section F, Row U. I'll be the guy in the Qyntel Woods jersey.

Miami Thrice

Sadly, there were no injuries to Lebron, Wade or Bosh.


Mavericks prove to be spur in San Antonios heel

I did not watch this game.

allpurpleallgold said:

Kevin McHale fired at mid court...Steve Clifford fired at mid court...Greg Popovich fired...wait I thought we fired this guy last year after game 6?...Kerr to the Knicks...The Legend to coach Indiana in game 3...Vogel to coach Houston in game 3...Jordan to become first player/coach/owner in game 3...this is just what I'm hearing...not predictions...


Houston, we have a problem

Frank Caliendo couldn't even do a Dirk impression that good. Lamarcus Aldridge for the first time in his career had back to back 40 point games and my Portlandia Trailblazers jumped out to a 2-0 lead on James Haren and the Houston Rockets. Twitter was a buzz with Dwight Howards first half performance. Never mind that it was tied. Never mind that Aldridge pretty much matched him bucket for bucket. DWIGHTS SO GREAT! HES SHUTTING UP THE HATERS! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! And then it stopped. Because it always stops with D-white. Because, as anyone that watches the NBA knows, Dwight ain't that dude. Lamarcus Aldridge, apparently, is though?

Now, some of you wanted to doubt this team during the regular season. Some of you didn't want to jump on the bandwagon. Well, now it's to late. No room. Sorry.

We're headed back to Portland with a 2-0 lead that only a team from Seattle could blow. I'll be there if anyone wants to come say hi. Section F, Row U. I'll be the guy in the Qyntel Woods jersey.

Miami Thrice

Sadly, there were no injuries to Lebron, Wade or Bosh.


Mavericks prove to be spur in San Antonios heel

I did not watch this game.

Good report.

Yet no mention of Hot Laker draft/trade talk. I want to be the first to know of the first steps of the impending, inevitable Laker revival.