Today's Mariners Fucktardness

Tequilla

Career Stats for Houston's Starting Picture Collin McHugh:

47.1 IP, 28 K's, 0-8 record, 8.94 ERA

Tonight's stats:

6.2 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 12 K's

Good work Mariners.

[Deleted User]

My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.

Tequilla

Not your best effort

DugtheDoog

He_Needs_More_Time said:

My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.

Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whoosh

[Deleted User]

DugtheDoog said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.

Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whoosh

This is a copy and paste from Tequilla of just last week.

RoadDawg55

DugtheDoog said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.

Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whoosh

It's not. The Mariners have lost a lot of one run games though.

RoadDawg55

I laugh every time the Mariners lose in hope this is an AuburnDoog special. I really want to see a 100 loss season. The post and predictions have "Basketball Team Doesn't Suck" written all over it.

[Deleted User]

RoadDawg55 said:

I laugh every time the Mariners lose in hope this is an AuburnDoog special. I really want to see a 100 loss season. The post and predictions have "Basketball Team Doesn't Suck" written all over it.

The rebuild appears to be ahead of schedule.......this team does not suck.

Unlike AuburnDoog I don't think Tequilla will bitch out and run back to Doogman. Tequilla is actually pretty good at taking shit and isn't a total cunt like AuburnDoog.

SteveInShelton

I would say the offense completely dive bombed, but that's not the case. They are just regressing back to the mean.

Tequilla

At this point, it's very clear that the young guys are pressing and there isn't enough leadership to keep everybody operating on a day to day basis where you flush yesterday and move on.

Fuck me for being optimistic.

CuntWaffle

Tequilla said:

At this point, it's very clear that the young guys fucking suck and there isn't enough talent to keep everybody operating on a day to day basis so they should all head to the Aurora Bridge and hurl themselves off of it.

FTFY

Tequilla

Well said Mr. Waffle

dnc

Tequilla said:

Well said Mr. Waffle

Things you read/hear only at HardcoreHusky

[Deleted User]

What do you nega Mariners have to say now?!! ROFL!! Still want Jack Z fired? That's what I thought.....