War is Coming

pawz

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Would also recommend. Wife is Ukranian-Canadian. Holidays are nothing but whiskey and pierogies

PurpleThrobber

Sources said:

Would also recommend. Wife is Ukranian-Canadian. Holidays are nothing but whiskey and pierogies

Trade her in for a new model at age 42. They don't hold their value much longer than that.

#babushka

RoadTrip

pawz said:

I suddenly need a nanny

WestlinnDuck

PurpleThrobber said:

Sources said:

Would also recommend. Wife is Ukranian-Canadian. Holidays are nothing but whiskey and pierogies

Trade her in for a new model at age 42. They don't hold their value much longer than that.

#babushka

I worked with a beautiful blonde 30 year old Ukrainian emigre who literally came over as a mail order bride. I know this will shock the board but she suddenly divorced the older wealthy dude after a couple of years. By the time she was 42 she had added 40 lbs. The Vikings did a pretty good job of raping their way through Russia and eastern Europe and definitely left a lasting mark on the women.

Swaye

Sources said:

Would also recommend. Wife is Ukranian-Canadian. Holidays are nothing but whiskey and pierogies

Don't forget the butt stuff.

Bad_MotherDucker

Swaye said:

Sources said:

Would also recommend. Wife is Ukranian-Canadian. Holidays are nothing but whiskey and pierogies

Don't forget the butt stuff.

46XiJCAB

PurpleThrobber said:

Sources said:

Would also recommend. Wife is Ukranian-Canadian. Holidays are nothing but whiskey and pierogies

Trade her in for a new model at age 42. They don't hold their value much longer than that.

#babushka

Clearly you're not factoring in the LOVE aspect of a relationship.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Sources said:

Would also recommend. Wife is Ukranian-Canadian. Holidays are nothing but whiskey and pierogies

Trade her in for a new model at age 32. They don't hold their value much longer than that.

#babushka

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