Flat out delusional....

LawDawg1

Sark says "Historically, we've been very good in the red zone wherever I've coached."


Does this ass fuck realize despite the huge numbers of offense, we were 101 of 120 schools in red zone offense last year?

BayDawg

Its like he's talking to the bimbo's at joey's when addressing the media.
Like they can't read or are too drunk to care.

Does he actually think no one could look that up?

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BayDawg said:

Its like he's talking to the bimbo's at joey's when addressing the Seattle media.
Like they can't read or are too drunk to care.

Does he actually think no one could look that up?

Fixed

DeepSeaZ

Yeah but still

Meek

Sark will just talk talk talk and some idiot will eventually hire him based on rhetoric. Oh wait!

#Haden4Prez

Meek

Pls send the film of our 17 plays from the Notre Dame 1 yard line to the reporters he was talking to

RoadDawg55

Being good one year out of 5 in the red zone isn't being historically good. It's called an aberration.

Gladstone

Following USC is going to be deliciously fun this year. And his cliche and platitude-ridden press conferences.

Dick_B

I bet he's "excited"

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RoadDawg55 said:

Being good one year out of 5 in the red zone isn't being historically good. It's called an aberration.

Guarantee that fuck is counting the USC days when it was damn near impossible to suck in the RZ.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

LawDawg1 said:

Sark says "Historically, we've been very good in the red zone wherever I've coached."


Does this ass fuck realize despite the huge numbers of offense, we were 101 of 120 schools in red zone offense last year?

It would be wrong for someone to post the quote, link and UW's red zone stats from 2009-2013 on USC's message bored. Just wrong.

MikeDamone

What a cool day to be in the Red Zone man.

Tequilla

Next thing you'll know Sark will tell you that he's focused on running the football b/c of his history of 1,000 yard RBs.

DerekJohnson

I look forward to seeing Sark try to hold onto a slim lead late in the game by calling a slow developing screen pass in the flat that is nearly intercepted for a TD.

chuck

DerekJohnson said:

I look forward to seeing Sark try to hold onto a slim lead late in the game by calling a slow developing screen pass in the flat that is nearly intercepted for a TD.

Can't run the ball out of the shotgun spread late in games unless you make them respect da bubble screen.

gmo

Thought we were decent last year, did you mean the year before last? Looks to me we were 21st in the NCAA's despite Sark last year...

ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/703/p1

Meek

Meek said:

Pls send the film of our 17 plays from the Notre Dame 1 yard line to the reporters he was talking to

I should have added that this incredibly long set of downs was with two running workhorses in the backfield - Locker and Polk and still couldn't punch it in. #Sark

Mad_Son

In their defense Golden Tate later admitted that UW did actually score on that series. None the less it was still pathetic that they couldn't do it convincingly enough to make it clear. Unable to get more than 6 inches in 8 downs is unreal.