Sign that the end in near

46XiJCAB

I can not find a box of Premium saltine crackers anywhere and I’m blaming Joey. What in the wholly hell is going on.

There is NO substitute. Period. Zesta crackers are garbage. And I do not buy Mini-Premiums. How in the hell am I supposed to eat a sardine on a mini cracker.

PurpleThrobber

46XiJCAB said:

I can not find a box of Premium saltine crackers anywhere and I’m blaming Joey. What in the wholly hell is going on.

There is NO substitute. Period. Zesta crackers are garbage. And I do not buy Mini-Premiums. How in the hell am I supposed to eat a sardine on a mini cracker.

Picked up a box of Saltines last week.

Dip those fuckers in some Litehouse blue cheese dressing and that's goddamned heaven.

46XiJCAB

Found a box today. My wife wanted to buy the only two remaining boxes. I said, “no honey” because I know there’s a guy just like me searching for the best saltine EVER.

Swaye

We can't find cream cheese anywhere here. Not even the shitty store brand ass. I am about to go nuclear.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Nobody has my gluten free soft tacos. It's officially a huge crisis

46XiJCAB

VeneUSAela

LoneStarDawg

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Nobody has my gluten free soft tacos. It's officially a huge crisis

Also known as corn tortillas

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

We can't find cream cheese anywhere here. Not even the shitty store brand ass. I am about to go nuclear.

The cream cheese shortage is real. I have some bagels and that got out of sync with the cream cheese left in the fridge. Now I’m fucked.