Gabarri Johnson, 2023 4* QB, Tacoma (Lincoln), WA (Offered)

DawgtillDeath

2023 4*(not that that matters) QB from Lincoln. Better late than never.

https://twitter.com/GabarriJohnson5/status/1487211486984372225

https://247sports.com/Player/Gabarri-Johnson-46086779/
https://www.hudl.com/video/3/12923841/61abac2bbd6a1d077c019836

bananasnblondes

Kim is super negative on this offer and is claiming the kid is "not even 5'9" (ironic, no?). Huffman immediately retorted that he measured in at 6'1" at UW's camp

Neighbor2972

lol

AtomicDawg

Doesn’t seem that good.

KrunkJuice

I love sub 6ft QB's.

ROOFDOOGINS

Things are heating up!

DawgtillDeath

bananasnblondes said:

Kim is super negative on this offer and is claiming the kid is "not even 5'9" (ironic, no?). Huffman immediately retorted that he measured in at 6'1" at UW's camp

That's because kim is 5'6" and he has "little man" anger issues + he's a bitch.

FireCohen

Neighbor2972 said:

lol

Lolz

PostGameOrangeSlices

Can we offer the fucking GK QB now?

Tequilla

The saltiness from the local community is really mind blowing

RaceBannon

If Ford wants a Boer War he can have it

RealRhino

Tequilla said:

The saltiness from the local community is really mind blowing

It’s crazy. Few things. First, hope the kid doesn’t sign here bc I feel like we offered him just so that local community would untwist their knickers. If he was that good they wouldn’t have to beg for him to get an offer.

Second, hey Husky Twitter, shut the fuck up about who the staff should offer. How about you let them scout the talent instead of you making them look bad because they didn’t extend an offer to every 5’7” kid from Edmonds you think is good? Remember crying about Gee? You made CP look like shit when he knew what the fuck he was doing.

And the other QB, the kid from GK? The other midget? He also sucks, so shut the fuck up about him, too. One good throw doesn’t make you a great college quarterback. Four great years of high school don’t make you a great college quarterback. There’s a reason Eastern was his best offer.

Hire good people and get out of their way. We’ve essentially become the AAU coaches that feed parents’ delusions about how their little Stump Van Nostrom is amazing and deserves a D1 offer. Stop enabling shitty, salty street agent grifters like Ford.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

RealRhino said:

Tequilla said:

The saltiness from the local community is really mind blowing

It’s crazy. Few things. First, hope the kid doesn’t sign here bc I feel like we offered him just so that local community would untwist their knickers. If he was that good they wouldn’t have to beg for him to get an offer.

Second, hey Husky Twitter, shut the fuck up about who the staff should offer. How about you let them scout the talent instead of you making them look bad because they didn’t extend an offer to every 5’7” kid from Edmonds you think is good? Remember crying about Gee? You made CP look like shit when he knew what the fuck he was doing.

And the other QB, the kid from GK? The other midget? He also sucks, so shut the fuck up about him, too. One good throw doesn’t make you a great college quarterback. Four great years of high school don’t make you a great college quarterback. There’s a reason Eastern was his best offer.

Hire good people and get out of their way. We’ve essentially become the AAU coaches that feed parents’ delusions about how their little Stump Van Nostrom is amazing and deserves a D1 offer. Stop enabling shitty, salty street agent grifters like Ford.

GrundleStiltzkin

Neighbor2972 said:

lol

Quite honestly, my favorite thing this staff has done yet, one little click on a twat.

ntxduck

RaceBannon said:

If Ford wants a Boer War he can have it

💀💀💀

PurpleThrobber

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Can we offer the fucking GK QB now?

Shouldn't there just be an annual standing offer for the GK varsity starter QB?

BleachedAnusDawg

PurpleThrobber said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Can we offer the fucking GK QB now?

Shouldn't there just be an annual standing offer for the GK varsity starter QB?

The Dylan Morris scholarship fund?

OreDawg

Huffman in with a 7 inch Dong to Utah. Wonderful that Jimmy so tarnished this program that we can’t even beat out Utah for local recruits anymore.

AtomicDawg

Don’t care about this guy.

Tequilla

Always a solid to post a Loyal to the Soil video right on top of that … solid timing

Also enjoyed it took over a minute and a half to reference anything from the 2000s #branding

WoolleyDoog

Time to ditch the old timey stuff other than for fans and even tone that down. I have no in-person memories of the Don James years and I'm old so I can't even imagine how a 17-year-old contexts it.