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Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,082
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,082
    aka "how I picture every internet leftist"
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  • JoeyJoey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,887 Founders Club
    Memo to my kids… don’t be Frank
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  • trubluetrublue Member Posts: 3,042
    Frank was a straight A student in college and makes less than $10/hr (considering full-time work) in 2022?

    How is that possible?
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  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,987
    edited January 2022
    trublue said:

    Frank was a straight A student in college and makes less than $10/hr (considering full-time work) in 2022?

    How is that possible?

    He's lying. Probably not even a real person.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,082
    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo
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  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    Pitchfork51 said:

    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo

    Seizures code for spaz.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,850 Standard Supporter
    Pitchfork51 said:

    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo

    I had a (worthless) office admin at one of the company's in which I'm involved. Wouldn't take coaching/direction/training at all. Basic bookkeeping shit. Had to fly into the operation and try to figure out WTF the problem was. Gave her maybe 3 things she needed to do on a daily basis. Flew home and assumed she could handle THREE fucking things.

    Got a call from the GM the next day. She quit so she could write a novel.

    Fucking millennials.
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  • rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,321
    trublue said:

    Frank was a straight A student in college and makes less than $10/hr (considering full-time work) in 2022?

    How is that possible?

    majored in gender studies? library sciences? philosophy?
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,850 Standard Supporter
    edited January 2022
    rodmansrage said:

    trublue said:

    Frank was a straight A student in college and makes less than $10/hr (considering full-time work) in 2022?

    How is that possible?

    majored in gender studies? library sciences? philosophy?
    Triple major plus a masters in sociology.

    Prolly $250K in debt.



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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,544 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo

    I had a (worthless) office admin at one of the company's in which I'm involved. Wouldn't take coaching/direction/training at all. Basic bookkeeping shit. Had to fly into the operation and try to figure out WTF the problem was. Gave her maybe 3 things she needed to do on a daily basis. Flew home and assumed she could handle THREE fucking things.

    Got a call from the GM the next day. She quit so she could write a novel.

    Fucking millennials.
    Did she have nice tits?
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,082
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo

    I had a (worthless) office admin at one of the company's in which I'm involved. Wouldn't take coaching/direction/training at all. Basic bookkeeping shit. Had to fly into the operation and try to figure out WTF the problem was. Gave her maybe 3 things she needed to do on a daily basis. Flew home and assumed she could handle THREE fucking things.

    Got a call from the GM the next day. She quit so she could write a novel.

    Fucking millennials.
    We have a sort of sister company that I'm nominally the head of IT for but I pretty rarely do anything with them except have one of my dudes like set up new people and buy them shit.

    We had a couple of them fly into Vegas a few months back and it was like alright I'll get this shit straightened out no major projects so I've got some time.

    I spent one day with them and I just tell my CEO dude there's no hope.

    We laid like half of them off on Tues because it's such a disaster. Once the incompetents start running stuff they just inevitably turn it so bad because they don't want to admit they don't know shit.

    My advice is just burn it to the ground and count the money you aren't losing anymore

    I would argue most lower level office people have no clue about the basics of how to even use a computer in the office to accomplish even the most menial of tasks



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  • GoduckiesGoduckies Member Posts: 6,860
    Pitchfork51 said:

    aka Frank


    Let me guess women's studies major and works at Starbucks?
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  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo

    I had a (worthless) office admin at one of the company's in which I'm involved. Wouldn't take coaching/direction/training at all. Basic bookkeeping shit. Had to fly into the operation and try to figure out WTF the problem was. Gave her maybe 3 things she needed to do on a daily basis. Flew home and assumed she could handle THREE fucking things.

    Got a call from the GM the next day. She quit so she could write a novel.

    Fucking millennials.
    You did every future employer she may conned into a job a solid.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,850 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo

    I had a (worthless) office admin at one of the company's in which I'm involved. Wouldn't take coaching/direction/training at all. Basic bookkeeping shit. Had to fly into the operation and try to figure out WTF the problem was. Gave her maybe 3 things she needed to do on a daily basis. Flew home and assumed she could handle THREE fucking things.

    Got a call from the GM the next day. She quit so she could write a novel.

    Fucking millennials.
    Did she have nice tits?
    They smelled like hemp.

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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,850 Standard Supporter
    46XiJCAB said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    He claims he has seizures so no one will hire him

    But he's writing a screenplay so it's cool

    Eat the rich imo

    I had a (worthless) office admin at one of the company's in which I'm involved. Wouldn't take coaching/direction/training at all. Basic bookkeeping shit. Had to fly into the operation and try to figure out WTF the problem was. Gave her maybe 3 things she needed to do on a daily basis. Flew home and assumed she could handle THREE fucking things.

    Got a call from the GM the next day. She quit so she could write a novel.

    Fucking millennials.
    You did every future employer she may conned into a job a solid.
    I did me a solid. Will never fucking hire a millennial someone whose titties smell like hemp again.

    Don't want to be accused of being ageist in my hiring practices.

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  • TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    That’s not me.

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  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,521
    edited January 2022
    Motherfucker could stand at the Walmart entrance saying “hi” for 40 hours a week and make more than $19k.
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  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 33,090
    What do you want to bet that he blames capitalism for his situation.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,850 Standard Supporter
    SFGbob said:

    What do you want to bet that he blames capitalism for his situation.

    My oldest tried that bullshit. Said he was “worth more” than $x/hour.

    I had to strongly set him straight that he was worth exactly what someone is willing to pay him. And if he didn’t like it, he should figure out a way to be the guy setting others’ worth.

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