Please cough

sinceredawg

Clearly Jen misunderstood what moves the marketing needle for recruits when apparently our greatest asset was right down the hall.

You're a 17 year old pumpjack of testosterone... Do you more look forward to playing in the Greatest Setting. Or a weekly private examination with Dr Kim Harmon. Associate Team Physician Natty.

Swaye

Top picture a little unflattering. Still WOOD.

@MontlakeBridgeTroll thinks this is sexist. Fag.

sinceredawg

Top photo is a Montlake 10. 2nd pic is her cousin visiting from Arizona.

TXDawg

All of the new staff pictures are terrible.The media team weren't bright enough to hire a professional photographer. But what can you expect from a bunch of Ducks?

Houhusky

Would rather her be uglier and older and gayer.

Old bull dykes in charge recruit the hottest coeds to do the grunt work because they know the score too.

TrumpsWall

Women in polo shirts should never happen.

DerekJohnson

TXDawg said:

All of the new staff pictures are terrible.The media team weren't bright enough to hire a professional photographer. But what can you expect from a bunch of Ducks?

There's a Seinfeld for every occasion


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30

ntxduck

Standards here are disturbingly low

EwaDawg

ntxduck said:

Standards here are disturbingly low

New Bored Motto?










































Well, blondes are not my thing but I thought to each his/her own.

I will say the second pic has a little crazy bitch in it.

TheHB

Not a “pretty girl,” but looks like she does stuff. Hard.

UW_Doog_Bot

TXDawg said:

All of the new staff pictures are terrible.The media team weren't bright enough to hire a professional photographer. But what can you expect from a bunch of Ducks?

What in the actual fuck? That top picture looks worse than @Swaye orkin id card.

Shit lighting/ shadows, looks greasy, terrible hair, and did they take that shirt out of a hamper and throw it at her?

I know burger flippers with better linked in photos.

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

Top picture a little unflattering. Still WOOD.

@MontlakeBridgeTroll thinks this is sexist. Fag.

I'd give it a go