Bob Sagat Couch Sale

pawz

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/09/bob-saget-dead-dies-hotel-comedian-full-house/

Actual Tees & Pees

Saw him once at The Moore.

YellowSnow

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UEYoKxL3AiU

Joey

Great TV Dad. Not quite Uncle Phil or Dan Conner to me but he’s up there

DerekJohnson

Life is fleeting

1to392831weretaken

If all you know of this guy is his role on Full House, I urge you to find some of his stand up. He was one of the filthiest comedians to ever live. Pure awesome filth. Playing the G-rated do-gooder dad on a mega popular kid's show is perhaps the greatest joke of his entire career.

BleachedAnusDawg

https://youtu.be/8QfsXUPghXk

PurpleThrobber

The Throbber stands ready to provide Stephanie Tanner some motorboating condolences.

RoadDawg55

1to392831weretaken said:

If all you know of this guy is his role on Full House, I urge you to find some of his stand up. He was one of the filthiest comedians to ever live. Pure awesome filth. Playing the G-rated do-gooder dad on a mega popular kid's show is perhaps the greatest joke of his entire career.

That shit always bugged me. The shock value of Danny Tanner swearing and talking about pussy!

RaceBannon

I never watched Full House but Sagat had a great stand up routine

He was on HBO specials in the 80s

And Entourage

dflea

RoadDawg55 said:

1to392831weretaken said:

If all you know of this guy is his role on Full House, I urge you to find some of his stand up. He was one of the filthiest comedians to ever live. Pure awesome filth. Playing the G-rated do-gooder dad on a mega popular kid's show is perhaps the greatest joke of his entire career.

That shit always bugged me. The shock value of Danny Tanner swearing and talking about pussy!

He was the next Eddie Haskell.



"Boy, you look lovely today, Mrs. Cleaver."

"Hey Beav - your mom is so hot, I want to slap dat ass and make her sing!"

MikeDamone

Sager was a rascal!



This "family..."

mother, father and four "kids." Walk into an agents office.


The agent goes, "What do you people do?"

The father's, like, "Watch "us."

He takes his wife's bra, and he rips off her underwear,

he takes some of her pubes with it - it's "horrible." Blood starts dripping down her "legs."

He pulls out the tampon, throws it at the window and it "sticks."

They go down on each other in different "configurations..."

it's it's - cos the kids are young - it's " ..."

The father bends his kid over on the guy's desk and he's taking him from behind,

which isn't "right."

If any of you people are doing this that are watching this,

if you're having sex with your family, I don't condone it, it's "wrong."

I could do a lot of PSAs to support "Do not fuck your "family"."

So they're all fucking each other, right?

All of a sudden, the kid can't take it, diarrhoea starts squirting from his "ass."

It's like a haemorrhaging shit "ass."

The kid starts spinning in a circle cos he can't control it, it's like Curly and the "Stooges."

The projectile shit is just flying out, it's going all over the room, like spin "art."

You don't know whether to shit or puke in this "room."

What the fuck am I doing?

"Then..." Wait, there's "more."

You get to be a comic for "comics."

This "is..." This is "fun."

They start singing Make 'Em "Laugh."

The father's haemorrhoid pops, so he grabs it and puts it on the end of his nose,

like Emmett Kelly - except he's covered in "shit."

Then they all start making "out."

You know, "they're..."

All kidding "aside."

By the way, this would be a good time right now to take your pants off and get some "lotion."

That's what happens next with this "family." They just start jacking "and..."

Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids on the show Full "House."

It was just an opportunity to be vile for no reason at "all." So I used to love "it."

Father can't help himself, smacks his wife in the mouth, knocks all of her teeth "out."

Sticks his fist, accidentally, mind you, down her toothless "throat."

Unbelievably, he actually fists her "neck."

I love the idea of floating right past that,

as if this is the most "normal..." and the thing you're most used to "doing."

I come inside my daughter's "asshole."

And then my wife "feltches..." I'm not sure if you're familiar with "feltching."

Feltching is where you fuck someone in the ass and then "you..."

"...suck" the come "out."

Tasty.

Jis straight is good,

but if it has that little taste of "shit..."

We also have the dirty "Sanchez."

That's when you fuck someone in the ass, pull it out and give the girl a moustache,

with the shit on your "dick."

Mexican "moustache."

Then there's the strawberry "shortcake."

He jerks off on her face and punches her in the "nose."

She's bleeding and there's "white..."

A rusty trombone, obviously, you "know."

Come "on." The rusty trombone people have heard "of."

You spread a man's asshole,

and then there's the rusty "hole..."

And I lick his ass while I reach around and jerk him "off."

And that's how "you..."

Space docking, where you take a shit in a girl's "pussy." I don't think anyone "has."

I would make sure that I was treating those things "as..."

"And then he took the carburettor, and he began to take the carburettor "apart..."

"I'm fucking my daughter, understand, while she's knobbing my "son."

And he's not trying to be "foul."

He "believes..." "It's really quite novel what we do and you'd be crazy not to hire "us."

Make it as matter of fact as "possible."

That's the joy for me of saying something that violates someone's "boundaries."

The mother clips the nails off her hand, puts it up her daughter

and starts working her like a "puppet."

The father's got smelling salts that he's been giving to his kids,

who keep passing "out."

Their heads are bleeding and they've been anally raped in front of an "agent..."

The mother had a big boil on her back - that "popped."

Always make sure you haven't left anything out,

because you know there's always the chance to be "topped."

He takes out his penis and goes over to the agent's "desk."

He starts slamming his dick in the "drawer."

Just flattens it right out like a "bookmark."

Then starts smacking his kids with it, like a wet towel at the "gym."

He knocks one of his kids in the eye and it pops "out."

He looks at that as an opportunity, mind "you."

Just trying to go further than anyone had ever gone "before."

He just puts his flat wiener right in that eye "socket."

Gets caught - gets caught on the back of his "retina."

He starts trying to get him off of him,

and he's "cock-eyed...no."

So all this was going "on..."

I gotta go "on." I'm sorry, I got people to "entertain."

Excuse "me."

What is so unique about this joke,

is that it's so absurdly front loaded that it's almost the opposite of a "joke."

Steam is built up in the "setup."

There's something very satisfying in that "structure."

Momentum, momentum, momentum "and..." the punch line means "nothing."

There's something very satisfying in "that."

But it is the kind of joke that, you know,

if you spent this much time on a setup and the punch line was "Aristocrats"..."

most people are gonna "go..."

He says, "The "Aristocrats."