Status check on Fetters

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1469729328376201220?s=20

Sources

Proof of life

https://twitter.com/Chris_Fetters/status/1469117477858603009

RaceBannon

OUR Fetters

DerekJohnson

I texted him this morning IRL. He's doing good. Most of the damage was at the other part of the state.

#DodgedaBullet

LawDawg1

Sources said:

Proof of life

https://twitter.com/Chris_Fetters/status/1469117477858603009

Odd that he’s advertising for RealDawg

Doogles

DerekJohnson said:

I texted him this morning IRL. He's doing good. Most of the damage was at the other part of the state.

#DodgedaBullet

Did you finish the text with "P.S. I wrote those articles"

creepycoug

DerekJohnson said:

I texted him this morning IRL. He's doing good. Most of the damage was at the other part of the state.

#DodgedaBullet

I always forget that you know most of these people pretty well in real life. I appreciate that much of the vitriol on this board probably puts you in a bit of an awkward position with those guys. On the other hand, IDRGAF.

Also, Fatters lives in Kentucky? Are you fucking kidding me? That explains a lot.

And, frankly, @RaceBannon ’s concerns about a tornado is misplaced. We all know that if a tornado touched down right on top of Fatters It would be of absolutely no consequence; Fatters when’s that one every time.

DerekJohnson

creepycoug said:

DerekJohnson said:

I texted him this morning IRL. He's doing good. Most of the damage was at the other part of the state.

#DodgedaBullet

I always forget that you know most of these people pretty well in real life. I appreciate that much of the vitriol on this board probably puts you in a bit of an awkward position with those guys. On the other hand, IDRGAF.

Also, Fatters lives in Kentucky? Are you fucking kidding me? That explains a lot.

And, frankly, @RaceBannon ’s concerns about a tornado is misplaced. We all know that if a tornado touched down right on top of Fatters It would be of absolutely no consequence; Fatters when’s that one every time.

What do you mean "these people"?

chuck

creepycoug said:

DerekJohnson said:

I texted him this morning IRL. He's doing good. Most of the damage was at the other part of the state.

#DodgedaBullet

I always forget that you know most of these people pretty well in real life. I appreciate that much of the vitriol on this board probably puts you in a bit of an awkward position with those guys. On the other hand, IDRGAF.

Also, Fatters lives in Kentucky? Are you fucking kidding me? That explains a lot.

And, frankly, @RaceBannon ’s concerns about a tornado is misplaced. We all know that if a tornado touched down right on top of Fatters It would be of absolutely no consequence; Fatters when’s that one every time.

Water kills tornados. A giant reservoir of aqueous goo can also work.

Sources

LawDawg1 said:

Sources said:

Proof of life

https://twitter.com/Chris_Fetters/status/1469117477858603009

Odd that he’s advertising for RealDawg

It's his version of Khan

MikeDamone

Why does that fat fuck live in Kentucky?

Quietcowskee

Fuckin twisters.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

A tree fell on my shack and half my family is missing. Please donate to my GoFundMe. It won't help find my family but will allow for me to replace the nacho sauce that was lost.

dnc

When did Fetters end up in Kentucky?

EsophagealFeces

I just had a thought. If covid is so deadly, how the fuck is Fetters still alive? He’s the goddamn poster child for covid deaths.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

EsophagealFeces said:

I just had a thought. If covid is so deadly, how the fuck is Fetters still alive? He’s the goddamn poster child for covid deaths.

Hurtful

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

dnc said:

When did Fetters end up in Kentucky?

Not the real Fetters.

PasadenaHuskyFan

Of course he survived, he's too heavy to get swept up in a tornado.

dannarc

dnc said:

When did Fetters end up in Kentucky?

Portal....he gone

Purple_Pills

dnc said:

When did Fetters end up in Kentucky?

According to news reports, last night the F3 crossed the Missouri “boot heel” from Arkansas before jumping the Mississippi River into the Jackson Purchase region of Kentucky.

CallMeBigErn

dnc said:

When did Fetters end up in Kentucky?

Imagine having to sit next to him in coach.