Dialed in Ducks

oregonblitzkrieg

What's your strategy for reeling in other skilled bored contributors from Oregon? Perhaps you could schedule an interview with Kip Kinkel from the Lane County Jailhouse. Or a hookers and blow party with Colt Lyerla. Maybe a 95 mph ride down I-5 with Darron Thomas after he smoked it all. Pushing PL_SS down the stairs in his wheelchair at Autzen Stadium and then making a voki to memorialize the incident wouldn't hurt. Free pub for the bored.

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oregonblitzkrieg said:

What's your strategy for reeling in other skilled bored contributors from Oregon? Perhaps you could schedule an interview with Kip Kinkel from the Lane County Jailhouse. Or a hookers and blow party with Colt Lyerla. Maybe a 95 mph ride down I-5 with Darron Thomas after he smoked it all. Pushing PL_SS down the stairs in his wheelchair at Autzen Stadium and then making a voki to memorialize the incident wouldn't hurt. Free pub for the bored.

Awesome for that alone. Couldn't stop laughing.

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oregonblitzkrieg said:

What's your strategy for reeling in other skilled bored contributors from Oregon? Perhaps you could schedule an interview with Kip Kinkel from the Lane County Jailhouse. Or a hookers and blow party with Colt Lyerla. Maybe a 95 mph ride down I-5 with Darron Thomas after he smoked it all. Pushing PL_SS down the stairs in his wheelchair at Autzen Stadium and then making a voki to memorialize the incident wouldn't hurt. Free pub for the bored.

Your best effort.

While all of these ideas are awesome, I'd like a front page story about Zumwalt too.