Wrestlemania Thread

Chris_Benoit

They roll out Hulk Hogans old fakesuntanned ass out to host. My rotting dead corpse could do better than that.

Chris_Benoit

HHH vs Daniel Bryan. Bryan with shoulder taped. All set up for Bryan to beat HHH then win the title in the triple threat. #veganpower

I know, #NOC

DugtheDoog

Chris_, will John Cena turn heel?

Chris_Benoit

Surprised Undertaker put Brock Lesner over. Streak ends. LOL at people's reactions. If this were real Undertaker would have lost in 2 minutes

Chris_Benoit

DugtheDoog said:

Chris_, will John Cena turn heel?

He doesn't need to. Everyone over 12 can't stand him.

Chris_Benoit

Undertakers winning streak was about as legit as the Harlem Globetrotters winning streak

CuntWaffle

ok seriously why the fuck do people watch WWE? All it is is a TV show with horrible acting.

Chris_Benoit

CuntWaffle said:

ok seriously why the fuck do people watch WWE? All it is is a TV show with horrible acting.

To watch these buff roided up dudes. They don't take as much as I did back in the day

#ihatemoney

oregonblitzkrieg

Hey Chris Benoit - Die in a mutherfucking roid induced brain fire while Stone Cold is pouring a 1000 Steveweisers down your gullet and the Rock is people-elbowing your ass into the mat. And then bring back Jesus_Christ. You suck.

unfrozencaveman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAalQemdSJk

RoadDawg55

I can't believe Undertaker agreed to end the streak. Good ol' JR was pumping up the streak 15 years ago.

Ron_Fairly

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Hey Chris Benoit - Die in a mutherfucking roid induced brain fire while Stone Cold is pouring a 1000 Steveweisers down your gullet and the Rock is people-elbowing your ass into the mat. And then bring back Jesus_Christ. You suck.

Jesus_Christ wants nothing to do with Chris_Benoit

Swaye

What in the fuckall is this thread even about?

dnc

Ron_Fairly said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Hey Chris Benoit - Die in a mutherfucking roid induced brain fire while Stone Cold is pouring a 1000 Steveweisers down your gullet and the Rock is people-elbowing your ass into the mat. And then bring back Jesus_Christ. You suck.

Jesus_Christ wants nothing to do with Chris_Benoit

Turns out, everyone on this bored is just like Jesus_Christ after all.

Tequilla

Wrestling tradition is that you "go out on your back" on your final match. Read into that that there's a good chance that Undertaker has officially decided to retire - which he more or less has done anyway given that he really only "fights" once a year.

Ron_Fairly

allpurpleallgold

Did the Tatanka win?