Absolutely pointless but...

Sarkingham

It would be hilarious if Sark lost in the 1st round of this to Mike MacIntyre. Unfortunately, neither "abundance" or "the field" are options.

Pac12 Coaches Poll - Sark vs. MacIntyre

EsophagealFeces

We should vote the shit out of this. Spiteful bunch of assholes, we are. Fuck me, I sound like Yoda.

RoadDawg55

McIntyre is terrible. Worst coaching move I saw all year was him attempting a 52 yard field goal on 4th and 1 with a minute left in the half against UW in a 28-7 game.

LoneStarDawg

I feel like a fucking coog thinking an internet vote matters, but beer me while I woof!!!

Meek

just voted... currently 49-7 in favor of Mcintyre

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Meek said:

just voted... currently 49-7 in favor of Mcintyre

Just voted and now it's 55-7 in favor of McIntyre. This just shows that everyone else knows that Sark is a clown or the HHB's are really dedicated to trolling.

Probably abundance.

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http://www.pacifictakes.com/pac-12-football/2014/4/4/5577404/chris-petersen-washington-huskies-sonny-dykes-california-golden-bears

I disagree with Petersen being the 5th seed if Sark is the 6th seed. I'd like to know who the four coaches above Petersen are.


Edit: Just saw they ranked Shaw #1, Mora #2 but Graham #3 and Helfrich #4 over Petersen is a fucking joke.

No way Graham or Helfrich should be above Petersen.

Gladstone

Lol at the Colorado coach winning. Petersen at number five is a joke.

sarktastic

Prediction: Sarkisian should win this one pretty decisively unless there's a larger contingent of San Jose State fans out there than I previously anticipated. That's the only way an upset might happen here

Snicker

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sarktastic said:

Prediction: Sarkisian should win this one pretty decisively unless there's a larger contingent of San Jose State fans out there than I previously anticipated. That's the only way an upset might happen here

Snicker

Apparently we are a bunch of San Jose State trolls now.

Gladstone

Go Spartans

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Any rankings that don't have Petersen in the top 3 coaches in the conference are fucking pointless.... That being said, I just voted for Coach Mac (ILTCHT,IWID) and he is up 63-7!!!!111!!

RoadDawg55

Well whaddya know. Sark is getting plungered.

Sarkingham

Sitting at 65-7 on last check.

This pole is not indicative of the kind of coach Dude Brah is. Not a cool day for the Trojans man.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Just voted ... 90 something to 9

HeretoBeatmyChest

McIntyre is a better coach and the numbers show it isnt close.

Colorado was 113-103 in SRS the two seasons before he took over. 75 last year. At SJS, they were 110 the year before he took over. In 3 years he went 103-90-33.

Sark couldnt surpass the 06 & 07 Huskies until his 5th fucking year. 2008 is omitted bc we know its a complete aberration.

Also, consider this from Wiki:

In 2008, Mike MacIntyre returned to college football as the defensive coordinator for Duke, and in his first season with Duke, the Blue Devils allowed 67.4 fewer yards and 9.8 fewer points per game than in 2007.[10] His defenses produced two of the best seasons statistically the Blue Devils had achieved.

And we all know Sark is fucking clueless as a coordinator, not having any clue how to improvise after injuries etc.

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fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Just voted ... 90 something to 9

The half brains are dedicated trolls. Nobody can take that away from us.

Mad_Son

I just voted for Petersen. I can't remember the last time we didn't have a coach I would vote for.

sarktastic

I voted for Peterman and Sark.

abundance.

chuck

McIntyre: 90

Sark: 12

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McIntyre leads 96-13. Damn I'm not used to Dude Brah getting plunger raped until October.