Cristobal headed to Miami tonight

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/MattPrehm/status/1464758990693285896?t=vGITu8Uoa5FR9_2qRniCzg&s=19

no_uh

He cares for his mom so much he's only spending enough time there to have an interview.

Geevis_and_Butthead

Everybody understands when its about the sick mom

"Some things are bigger than football"

HuskyJW

His mom is that sick and he coached in a football game?

whlinder

Sounds like he’s moving closer to home to care for her.

bananasnblondes

Reminds me of when Eddie Vanderdoes needed to live in Pasadena because of his sick grandma

Jesseisabeast

Maybe she wants to see the Pac 12 North trophy

UW_Doog_Bot

What cunt would click on this thred?

SFGbob

Jesseisabeast said:

Maybe she wants to see the Pac 12 North trophy

Isn't it still prominently displayed in the UW Football trophy room?

TheHB

Is “Pac-12 North Trophy” a euphemism for “robot boner?” Asking for a fren

TXDawg

The doctor say his mom with be healed with 5-years, $45M with a large assistant pool.

creepycoug

TXDawg said:

The doctor say his mom with be healed with 5-years, $45M with a large assistant pool.

Sadly, Miami can’t do that.

Motrboatnsob

creepycoug said:

TXDawg said:

The doctor say his mom with be healed with 5-years, $45M with a large assistant pool.

Sadly, Miami can’t do that.

Where’s all the blow money?

FireCohen

I guess some coaches only fly when moms are sick

RatherBeBrewing

Nevin Shapiro can’t leave Club Fed, so this makes sense. At least Willie had the decency to get interviewed in Phoenix, jet fuel prices are through the roof right now. But I don’t fault the kids for wanting a Stanford education or middle aged Cubans for wanting to flee communism.

I honestly wouldn’t be that upset. It’s actually surprising that Cristobal is one of four current P-5 head coaches to have a winning percentage over 75% at their current school with a minimum of four seasons. Saban, Dabo, and Lincoln Riley are the others. Ryan Day needs one more season and that ol’ cuck Jimbo is close at aTm but over the threshold if FSU is included. It doesn’t feel like Cristobal belong with those guys, because he doesn’t.

I hope the next coach has Florida as his dream job, I just need one more to complete the set.