Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week: Fuck Off Edition

Swaye

If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.











https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKoL7QGVxs

SweatpantsGeneral

Veni veni veni

GrundleStiltzkin

#1 & #4, YBEs

GrundleStiltzkin

PS, Free Pub !!1!!

Ron_Fairly

If you're going to shoot turkeys that's fine, but if you're going to shoot a whale, my MIL lives in Blaine

GrundleStiltzkin

What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?

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20 pounds and a lot of teeth.

Ron_Fairly

GrundleStiltzkin said:

What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?

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20 pounds and a lot of teeth.

Agree. And the whales don't chew tobacco

GrundleStiltzkin

Ron_Fairly said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?

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20 pounds and a lot of teeth.

Agree. And the whales don't chew tobacco

Nor wear tavern jackets.

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PS, Free Pub !!1!!

You're on deck. Have fun, create sweatpants boners, and pro tip: don't pick music from any overseas band that remotely resembles Nickleback. Boobs will Citrus bomb you.

DeepSeaZ

Dibs on girls 2, 4, and 5.

CaptainPJ

What a great thread for Nickleback, Brah.

dnc

Swaye said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PS, Free Pub !!1!!

You're on deck. Have fun, create sweatpants boners, and pro tip: don't pick music from any overseas band that remotely resembles Nickleback. Boobs will Citrus bomb you.

If you select music from a Nickleback like band and your punishment is just one little Citrus bomb, you got off light.

kh83

The joke as I heard it goes:

What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?

The leather jacket.

Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference.

Ron_Fairly

kh83 said:

The joke as I heard it goes:

What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?

The leather jacket.

Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference.

Does a female blue whale have a blue waffle?

allpurpleallgold

Really good job. Except for 3. Her tattoos are horrendous.

BayDawg

I didn't even realize #5 had a tattoo.

EsophagealFeces

#2 is the winner. Enough tats to make my sweatpants tight, but not enough to detract from a fine body. GEAA, Swaye.

Bad_MotherDucker

Awesome'd for the video alone. I fucking love that song

dflea

Swaye said:

If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.

We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.

A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.

Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.

Solid work on this thread, btw.

MikeDamone

What I like most about these girls is they have super low self esteem and mental issues. Probably related to their fathers. Easy pickins.

Swaye

dflea said:

Swaye said:

If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.

We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.

A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.

Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.

Solid work on this thread, btw.

Great story. I would like to blow their houses up, but I hate prison. I like the stories where PETA idiots are like hugging a tiger and get mauled. Good shit.