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Hardcore Husky Road Warrior Slut(s) of The Week: Fuck Off Edition

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,067
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If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKoL7QGVxs
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    SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member Posts: 2,053
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    Veni veni veni
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    #1 & #4, YBEs
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    PS, Free Pub !!1!!
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?

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    20 pounds and a lot of teeth.
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    Ron_FairlyRon_Fairly Member Posts: 368
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    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?

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    20 pounds and a lot of teeth.

    Agree. And the whales don't chew tobacco
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Ron_Fairly said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    What's the difference between an orca whale & a Blaine girl?

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    20 pounds and a lot of teeth.

    Agree. And the whales don't chew tobacco
    Nor wear tavern jackets.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,067
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    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    PS, Free Pub !!1!!

    You're on deck. Have fun, create sweatpants boners, and pro tip: don't pick music from any overseas band that remotely resembles Nickleback. Boobs will Citrus bomb you.
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    DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
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    Dibs on girls 2, 4, and 5.
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    CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
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    What a great thread for Nickleback, Brah.
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    kh83kh83 Member Posts: 596
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    The joke as I heard it goes:

    What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?

    The leather jacket.

    Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference.
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    Ron_FairlyRon_Fairly Member Posts: 368
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    kh83 said:

    The joke as I heard it goes:

    What's the difference between an Indian (Native American) woman and a Blue Whale?

    The leather jacket.

    Now some of you need to know that's just what I'm hearing, not my actual opinion. Some of you need to learn the difference.

    Does a female blue whale have a blue waffle?
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    allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
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    Really good job. Except for 3. Her tattoos are horrendous.
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    BayDawgBayDawg Member Posts: 1,623
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    I didn't even realize #5 had a tattoo.
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    EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,491
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    #2 is the winner. Enough tats to make my sweatpants tight, but not enough to detract from a fine body. GEAA, Swaye.
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    Bad_MotherDuckerBad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,312
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    Awesome'd for the video alone. I fucking love that song
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    dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,221
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    Swaye said:

    If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

    One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.

    We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.

    A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.

    Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.

    Solid work on this thread, btw.


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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    What I like most about these girls is they have super low self esteem and mental issues. Probably related to their fathers. Easy pickins.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,067
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    dflea said:

    Swaye said:

    If you don't like this week's edition, you have no dick. And fuck off.

    One more thing. Grundle needs to take over next week. Spring turkey season is opening, and I will be hunting them. Fuck you PETA.

    We used to have this big tom that would look over these hens in our neighborhood. You'd see them every so often is someone's yard. These donkeys a few houses down thought it would be nice to leave out some cracked corn for the turkeys. Before long, the tom was hanging around all the time - he'd even get aggressive when the hens were around and jump in the road in front of you.

    A while back, he jumped in the road in front of some dude in a big truck, and the dude just ran him over. So they took the dead turkey to the Humane Society and asked that he be "respectfully buried" - lol. I wanted to know why the fuckers didn't just eat him since they got him killed by turning him into a pet bird.

    Now two houses have signs with a turkey on them in front of them that say "SLOW DOWN - WE MISS OUR TOM". If one of you guys could kindly blow those houses up, that'd be great.

    Solid work on this thread, btw.


    Great story. I would like to blow their houses up, but I hate prison. I like the stories where PETA idiots are like hugging a tiger and get mauled. Good shit.
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