Don't get in the foxhole with Cyler Miles

PostGameOrangeSlices

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

Doogles

RoadDawg55 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

They were looking for trouble. That's the disappointing part. Frat boys can be are usually idiots, but why ask for it? If some drunken idiot came to their apartment and said, "In your face! Seahawks!!" then he's asking for it and deserves a sucker punch.

this. anyone who just walks down the street and starts harassing a dude and his girlfriend is a complete shit head. anyone who gets pissed over the outcome of a sporting event, to the point of throwing punches, is a shit head.

Cyler Myles and Demorea'reae'rea Stringfellow are shit heads, I don't care if Roaddoog's dad and frat bro's enjoyed getting gangbanged by football players back in the day. Normal people dont.

The point wasn't that they liked getting beat up. Nobody likes getting their ass kicked. It sucks. They might enjoy the stories now, but I doubt they were pumped about a football player whooping their asses. The point was that the kid was fine. If he got his jaw broke and had to drink from a straw from a straw for six weeks, then yeah, String deserves the punishment. I've been sucker punched at a bar before for no reason but a mistaken identity. I didn't go to the cops and press charges because of a black eye. Life goes on.

My bad about that Dawg.

allpurpleallgold

RoadDawg55 said:

I'm going Road Doogamus with this post. APAG grew up in Mercer Island. He graduated high school, wanted to get off the island, and moved to Seattle. Heavy drinking, some drug use, and being a dumb ass for a few years = some inevitable fights. He was a patron of the black strip club in Arizona. Seems logical to me. It is the internet, so he could be lying but it's not like he said he had a great stock portfolio, was a climate control expert, knew where all the best cocaine was, and paid for his own Super Bowl ticket while being a full time student.

Close. I transfered to West Seattle High School halfway through freshman year. I wasn't kicked out of Mercer Island
but I was asked to leave.

And I went to the black strip club. And it was fucking awesome.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

RoadDawg55 said:

I'm going Road Doogamus with this post. APAG grew up in Mercer Island. He graduated high school, wanted to get off the island, and moved to Seattle. Heavy drinking, some drug use, and being a dumb ass for a few years = some inevitable fights. He was a patron of the black strip club in Arizona. Seems logical to me. It is the internet, so he could be lying but it's not like he said he had a great stock portfolio, was a climate control expert, knew where all the best cocaine was, and paid for his own Super Bowl ticket while being a full time student.

Exactly.

Most of it is kind of realistic and plausible, but people here like to use pseudonyms. That's all I have to say...

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75 chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer as you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

allpurpleallgold

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

Really all I meant was that I've been in a lot of fights. If you asked me to count I couldn't give you an exact number. If I'd been in 3 fights I'd remember 3 fights. But I've been in a bunch so I don't know the exact number.

I also can't remember how many girls I've had sex with. That doesn't make me Wilt Chamberlain.

allpurpleallgold

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75
chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer a
s you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

I'm definitely not that high but I did know a guy that was well into the hundreds. To be fair though he fucked girls, guys and whatever trannies count as. You haven't lived until you've had your friend tell you about the tranny he fucked off craigslist. "Her tool was bigger than mine" was his best quote.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75 chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer as you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

banging 75 chicks isn't that unrealistic. the 80/20 rule

guys that constantly brag about how much pussy they get are definitely annoying, though. if those people were really such studs they wouldn't be so fucking desperate to let everyone else know. lions don't care what the sheep think of them

PostGameOrangeSlices

allpurpleallgold said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75
chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer a
s you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

I'm definitely not that high but I did know a guy that was well into the hundreds. To be fair though he fucked girls, guys and whatever trannies count as. You haven't lived until you've had your friend tell you about the tranny he fucked off craigslist. "Her tool was bigger than mine" was his best quote.

what the actual fuck. you have to be a weird motherfucker to fuck a tranny off of craigslist....porn just doesn't work at that level of perversion, i guess.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

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