Cock The Hammer: Boobs & Bandoliers

GrundleStiltzkin

Don't mean to flip your rice bowl @Swaye‌ but this bored sucks today.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Nice work.... my sweatpants are abundantly swollen...

allpurpleallgold

You guys realize how completely fucked up it is to be attracted to women with guns, right? Like I'm a really dysfunctional human being but even I don't get murder boners.

uw2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvz6cM_LeW4

SweatpantsGeneral

allpurpleallgold said:

You guys realize how completely fucked up it is to be attracted to women with guns, right? Like I'm a really dysfunctional human being but even I don't get murder boners.

More men have been killed by women using saucepans than firearms. Go ahead, look it up. Are hot chicks in the kitchen off limits too?

PostGameOrangeSlices

im sorry dude, but this chick is not very cute....


i'd still hit it after 5 beers and a blunt though. abundance

edit: who am i kidding, i'd hit that sober....dat asss

uw2010

Needs more Russian girls with AK-47s

PostGameOrangeSlices

^ that broad has a peculiar face as well...and doesn't seem to have a great body. meh

LoneStarDawg

Horrible

uw2010 said:

Needs more Russian girls with AK-47AK-74s

Girls are meh and most have horrible grips and no trigger discipline

Gun superiority guy

uw2010

brchco12 said:

Horrible

uw2010 said:

Needs more Russian girls with AK-47AK-74s

Girls are meh and most have horrible grips and no trigger discipline

Gun superiority guy

It was from a website called "ak47accessories.net" and titled "topless girl with AK-47." Guess I can't trust anything on the internets anymore

LoneStarDawg

uw2010 said:

brchco12 said:

Horrible

uw2010 said:

Needs more Russian girls with AK-47AK-74s

Girls are meh and most have horrible grips and no trigger discipline

Gun superiority guy

It was from a website called "ak47accessories.net" and titled "topless girl with AK-47." Guess I can't trust anything on the internets anymore

Easy mistake, its like going to dawgman.com and assuming you're getting premium husky sports news.

We're here to point out the mistakes in the internet.

uw2010

brchco12 said:

uw2010 said:

brchco12 said:

Horrible

uw2010 said:

Needs more Russian girls with AK-47AK-74s

Girls are meh and most have horrible grips and no trigger discipline

Gun superiority guy

It was from a website called "ak47accessories.net" and titled "topless girl with AK-47." Guess I can't trust anything on the internets anymore

Easy mistake, its like going to dawgman.com and assuming you're getting premium husky sports news.

We're here to point out the mistakes in the internet.

I knew it looked a little off but I just went with it since they're all in the same family of guns and I'm not knowledgeable enough in the area to be able to pick which variant it was

TheHB

allpurpleallgold said:

You guys realize how completely fucked up it is to be attracted to women with guns, right? Like I'm a really dysfunctional human being but even I don't get murder boners.

Those are self-defense boners. It would serve you well to know the difference.

doogsinparadise

Pretty juvenile.

Ron_Fairly

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

allpurpleallgold said:

You guys realize how completely fucked up it is to be attracted to women with guns, right? Like I'm a really dysfunctional human being but even I don't get murder boners.

There's something very wrong with you if you're not getting a murder boner. It doesn't have to be here in this thread or anything to do with girls holding guns but every man should experience at least one murder boner in his life.

RaccoonHarry

allpurpleallgold said:

You guys realize how completely fucked up it is to be attracted to women with guns, right? Like I'm a really dysfunctional human being but even I don't get murder boners.

Pretty sure that's because you're a cock gobbling faggot...

dnc

doogsinparadise said:

Pretty juvenile.

which one?

dflea

This one is hot because she's actually going to shoot that shotgun - and it won't be the first time. She'd probably kill a couple grouse, bake you a nice dinner with them, and then fuck you dead.

Those other bitches would snivel about their hair getting mussed by the ear muffs,

RoadDawg55

I met enough gun toting, hunter bitches in Montana that they don't have any appeal to me anymore. Chicks who try and act hard and bad ass are often really fucking annoying.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RoadDawg55 said:

I met enough gun toting, hunter bitches in Montana that they don't have any appeal to me anymore. Chicks who try and act hard and bad ass are often really fucking annoying.

and often have dad issues

edit: fuck autocorrect to hell