Sark's post-game press conference

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqSg-j2eK5U

RoadDawg55

I had fun watching that game. The guy is completely beaten down. He ain’t turning that around. It’s over.

DerekJohnson

All the talk about being elite and grand slam hires... Here is his record:

2009 UW 5-7
2010 UW 7-6
2011 UW 7-6
2012 UW 7-6
2013 UW 8-4
2014 USC 9-4
2015 USC 3-2
2021 Texas 4-6

Total= 50-40

Top 20 rankings 1 time (2014 #20)

PurpleThrobber

Should have brought the monkey and Pole Assassin to the presser.

Props to the greatest con man of all time. 50-40 overall and making millions of dollars for slightly above average results.

DerekJohnson

Geevis_and_Butthead

PurpleThrobber said:

Props to the greatest con man of all time. 50-40 overall and making millions of dollars for slightly above average results.

UW's all-time winning percentage: .596 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at UW: .540

USC's all-time winning percentage: 702 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at USC: .667

UT's all-time winning percentage: .696 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at Texas: .400

PurpleThrobber

FireHisAssNOW said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Props to the greatest con man of all time. 50-40 overall and making millions of dollars for slightly above average results.

UW's all-time winning percentage: .596 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at UW: .540

USC's all-time winning percentage: 702 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at USC: .667

UT's all-time winning percentage: .696 >>> Sarkisian's winning percentage at Texas: .400

I was comparing to Cuog.

phineas

RoadDawg55 said:

I had fun watching that game. The guy is completely beaten down. He ain’t turning that around. It’s over.

me too.

thanks again @backthepack

LawDawg1

So much for all that “he looks healthy now” talk.

SonnyShackelford

Looks like he’s been drinking

WoolleyDoog

The paused image of that video made me sad for a second. Then I remembered what kind of human being Sark was and how much he’s getting paid and laughed.

TXDawg

SonnyShackelford said:

Looks like he’s been drinking

Texas is a Top 5 worst HC job in CFB. Only fools go there.

Bonedog

Id take 7 win Steve over Jimmy Fake

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/EnebongEphraim/status/1459743749005885440?s=20

thechatch

Fuck the W/L records…..People forget he won a GameDay Championship against Stanford.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

thechatch said:

Fuck the W/L records…..People forget he won a GameDay Championship against Stanford.

bananasnblondes

Haters gonna hate

Sark will be fine in year 2


Just what I'm hearing from someone who has been consistent and right

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

bananasnblondes said:

Haters gonna hate

Sark will be a grand slam in year 2


Just what I'm hearing from someone who has been consistent and right

Bonedog

bananasnblondes said:

Haters gonna hate

Sark will be fine in year 2


Just what I'm hearing from someone who has been consistent and right

Don’t twist

ntxduck

You have no idea the damage Herman did to the program

Sources

Wow. Really, really wow.