A Sark Texas story in three tweets

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always givin' into it
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?

The throbber simply can't hate on a dude who is with a pole dancer. And a pole dancer with a monkey, no less.

chuck

String sighting adds to the intrigue.

Purple_Pills

https://twitter.com/BigJon865/status/1455366202927243277/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1455366202927243277%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.surlyhorns.com%2Fboard%2Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcoremodule%3Dsystemcontroller%3Dembedurl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fbigjon865%2Fstatus%2F1455366202927243277%3Fs%3D21

Canadawg

This is why monkeys freak me out

dnc

Guess it was Jeff's Destiny after all

https://twitter.com/thejasonkirk/status/1455382921993506817?s=20

dnc

https://twitter.com/BudElliott3/status/1455389124098150400?s=20

Comments

Joey

Story of the year in college football IMO.

dnc

Story of the year in ~~college~~ football IMO.

dnc

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455353689418473477?s=20

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1455354570465439747?s=20

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455355236860760065?s=20

https://twitter.com/lukefjohnston/status/1455355604525096965?s=20

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455356780767322112?s=20

https://twitter.com/lukefjohnston/status/1455357241796726786?s=20

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455358038232215553?s=20

dnc

https://twitter.com/WestCoastCFB/status/1455362518826696705?s=20

IPukeOregonGrellow

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1455353866933915648

Sources

Sark is a treasure.

Also, which vaccine does the Monkey have? Moderna? Pfizer? That kid could catch a cold!

RaceBannon

Its ALL a lie

There was a kid

There was a monkey

There was a bite

But still

dnc

Its ALL a lie

There was a kid

There was a monkey

There was a bite

But still

Stop believing everything u hear !

whlinder

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455371120023060484?s=21

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455362308864098307?s=21

backthepack

DucksFC

Are we sure this wasn't actually Pup disguised as their coach?

PurpleBaze

Are we sure this wasn't actually Pup disguised as their coach?

POTD

PurpleBaze

Totally speechless!

ntxduck

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455371120023060484?s=21

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455362308864098307?s=21

How many monkeys does she own? There’s like 5 in that cage

backthepack

https://twitter.com/dani_andjb/status/1455371120023060484?s=21

backthepack

https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1455369795247951879?s=21

chuck

This is one of the greatest things ever.

dnc

https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/1455369795247951879?s=21

🐐

dnc

This is one of the greatest things ever.

Resident AIDs expert enjoys tale of monkey biting human.

rodmansrage

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1455353248118816770

lmaoooooooooo

backthepack

chuck

This is one of the greatest things ever.
Resident AIDs expert enjoys tale of monkey biting human.

ISAFNHIVC

rodmansrage

https://twitter.com/propjoesays/status/1455368120907018246

PurpleThrobber

chuck

String sighting adds to the intrigue.

Purple_Pills

Canadawg

This is why monkeys freak me out

dnc

Guess it was Jeff's Destiny after all

https://twitter.com/thejasonkirk/status/1455382921993506817?s=20

dnc

https://twitter.com/BudElliott3/status/1455389124098150400?s=20