Art Briles and my inner Doog

theknowledge

Briles was found "not guilty" of NCAA infractions in August. He is free to sign on with any NCAA institution with no penalty. It will never, ever happen but if this program is financially obligated to retain Jimmy this would be something to reanimate the corpse that is my fandom. UW offers him a squeaky clean athletic department, his AD would be a woman, and his head coach would be, and I say this loosely, a defensive minded coach. The offense would be his show completely. Two or three successful years at UW and someone would snatch him up to run their program. My mind spins imagining Sam Huard pulling the trigger in an Art Briles offense. BRBJO

That said, he will end up as an OC in the SEC because all they want to do is win, Briles is a winner and he doesn't give a fuck about sustainability awards.

PurpleBaze

@ArtBriles

DoogmanRefund

Someone in the AD will read this and then proceed to hire Katie Sowers as a response to perceived sexism in the program.

HuskyJW

This will never happen

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

HuskyJW said:

This will never happen

Oh no, I think there’s a very good chance UW hires Katie Sowers.

PurpleBaze

HuskyJW said:

This will never happen

This shouldn't happen because, in an ideal world, Jimmy and Jen would be gone.

theknowledge

I know, I know. My next dream was to have Urban Meyer run the offense and Nick Saban run the defense. FYFMFE

PurpleBaze

theknowledge said:

I know, I know. My next dream was to have Urban Meyer run the offense and Nick Saban run the defense. FYFMFE

Weed be letting you know.

RaceBannon

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

theknowledge

PurpleBaze said:

theknowledge said:

I know, I know. My next dream was to have Urban Meyer run the offense and Nick Saban run the defense. FYFMFE

Weed Mescaline be letting you know.

HuskyJW

RaceBannon said:

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

http://twitter.com/hooligan7_stsuw/status/1445405518969937925?s=21

PurpleBaze

HuskyJW said:

RaceBannon said:

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

http://twitter.com/hooligan7_stsuw/status/1445405518969937925?s=21

Doog fags...

GreenRiverGatorz

RaceBannon said:

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

Urban? In a heartbeat. Briles is where I'd draw the line. Creating an institutional sanctuary for rape and trying to further ruin the lives of victims is a hard thing to root for. Not sure there's an easier definition of evil this side of State College.

theknowledge

PurpleBaze said:

HuskyJW said:

RaceBannon said:

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

http://twitter.com/hooligan7_stsuw/status/1445405518969937925?s=21

Doog fags...

My god! Why do people hate winning? There is no "right way" to win big. All the winners are shady as fuck.

This is me if FireEverybody tried to keep Urbs out.

theknowledge

GreenRiverGatorz said:

RaceBannon said:

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

Urban? In a heartbeat. Briles is where I'd draw the line. Creating an institutional sanctuary for rape and trying to further ruin the lives of victims is a hard thing to root for. Not sure there's an easier definition of evil this side of State College.

I appreciate that but on the other hand if he's okay for the NCAA then he's okay for me. I'm tired of watching offensive dog shit and it would still be Lakes program, Briles just be calling the offense.

RaceBannon

GreenRiverGatorz said:

RaceBannon said:

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

Urban? In a heartbeat. Briles is where I'd draw the line. Creating an institutional sanctuary for rape and trying to further ruin the lives of victims is a hard thing to root for. Not sure there's an easier definition of evil this side of State College.

Briles didn't win three natties

The kid is OC somewhere doing good

RaceBannon

Kendall Briles is OC at Arkansas

He was great until the DAWGS got him

GreenRiverGatorz

RaceBannon said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

RaceBannon said:

I'd hire Urban today

A lot of Husky fans would melt down

Urban? In a heartbeat. Briles is where I'd draw the line. Creating an institutional sanctuary for rape and trying to further ruin the lives of victims is a hard thing to root for. Not sure there's an easier definition of evil this side of State College.

Briles didn't win three natties

The kid is OC somewhere doing good

I like to think I'd have the same moral righteousness if Briles had. Thankfully I only take stances that can't be tested.

NEsnake12

RaceBannon said:

Kendall Briles is OC at Arkansas

He was great until the DAWGS got him

Kendall Briles’ offense tore Kwat’s defense a new one week 1

theknowledge

NEsnake12 said:

RaceBannon said:

Kendall Briles is OC at Arkansas

He was great until the DAWGS got him

Kendall Briles’ offense tore Kwat’s defense a new one week 1

Much like using Kwats defense to beat an Air Raid attack you use a committed power running game to neuter Kwats scheme. Good coaches can adjust their styles to beat any given opponent but UW has Pete/Jimmy stubbornly running their "stuff".

BleachedAnusDawg

NEsnake12 said:

RaceBannon said:

Kendall Briles is OC at Arkansas

He was great until the DAWGS got him

Kendall Briles’ offense tore Kwat’s defense a new one week 1

I believe that Georgia just blanked them. Something like 38 - 0.