It's officially over for Ken Bone.

sarktastic

Will Moos pull a Haden and rescue Woody yet again?

Dardanus

He could just get Leach to coach the basketball team. However, with 40 seconds to go and a 6-point lead, the Pirate would probably foul the other team instead of running out the clock.

allpurpleallgold

How will his assistants feed their families?

[Deleted User]

I'm hoping for Enernesto to become the Cougs next coach. I miss mocking him.

HuskyJW

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

AZDuck

Believe it or not - eQuook insiders are saying that this is precisely what is being discussed between Ernesto's people and Bull Moose.

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I'm hoping for Enernesto to become the Cougs next coach. I miss mocking him.

Tequilla

HuskyJW said:

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

Auburn doesn't mind cheating ... they made the proper hire.

CuntWaffle

Can't wait for the coog water cooler talk about being in the elite 8 year in year out with Kent.

dhdawg

AZDuck said:

Believe it or not - eQuook insiders are saying that this is precisely what is being discussed between Ernesto's people and Bull Moose.

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I'm hoping for Enernesto to become the Cougs next coach. I miss mocking him.

Damnit! so it isn't happening?

Swaye

That was the longest gallows walk of all time.

DugtheDoog

Old news. Bleenor was reporting this before Bone was even stepped foot on the Portland State campus.

bananasnblondes

Can't wait to see what the wild and rowdy dawg pack has in store for Ernesto The Coug! OMG!!!

Oh wait, no one goes to the games anymore because our team sucks and our coach is just as crappy.

Is it more pathetic to have just one guy wearing a sombrero and shouting Olé than none?

[Deleted User]

CuntWaffle said:

Can't wait for the coog water cooler talk about being in the elite 8 year in year out with Kent.

This is why I'm so excited about the hire. Coogs will be Cooging it up like crazy thinking they hired an Elite 8 Coach.

It will be like when they hired the pirate all over again. This hire will make me *swoon* for CougLJ

mobey

HuskyJW said:

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

Wonder of Howland still wants to coach. Going to UCLA was a mistake in that he made his rep at Pitt by getting tough guys to play defense and ugly ball. That's not a good fit for the Bruins but Bennett showed would work at WSU.

Plus he's somewhat disgraced not unlike the Pirate.

Doogles

mobey said:

HuskyJW said:

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

Wonder of Howland still wants to coach. Going to UCLA was a mistake in that he made his rep at Pitt by getting tough guys to play defense and ugly ball. That's not a good fit for the Bruins but Bennett showed would work at WSU.

Plus he's somewhat disgraced not unlike the Pirate.

Just ran into Howland here in Santa Barbara, he's from the same coaching tree as UCSBs Bob Williams and they were mucking it up in hawaiian shirts at a beach front bar/restaurant.

It was my fuck buddies dirty 30 and I was pretty tanked off a PLSS cocktail of tequilla, pacifico, oysters, and blow so naturally I had to yell a "hey coach". He smiled and waved until i inexplicably blurted "Go Bruins"! At that point, I thought Bob Williams was going to stab me with his steak knife and Howland looked like he wanted to eat me.

I know, I know, cool story bro.

Swaye

I've been thinking of changing my name to Jack Hammer Bone. I would go by Jack. Or Hammer.

sarktastic

Swaye said:

I've been thinking of changing my name to Jack Hammer Bone. I would go by Jack. Or Hammer.

When you post, will that make it "Hammer time"?

[Deleted User]

Doogles said:

mobey said:

HuskyJW said:

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

Wonder of Howland still wants to coach. Going to UCLA was a mistake in that he made his rep at Pitt by getting tough guys to play defense and ugly ball. That's not a good fit for the Bruins but Bennett showed would work at WSU.

Plus he's somewhat disgraced not unlike the Pirate.

Just ran into Howland here in Santa Barbara, he's from the same coaching tree as UCSBs Bob Williams and they were mucking it up in hawaiian shirts at a beach front bar/restaurant.

It was my fuck buddies dirty 30 and I was pretty tanked off a PLSS cocktail of tequilla, pacifico, oysters, and blow so naturally I had to yell a "hey coach". He smiled and waved until i inexplicably blurted "Go Bruins"! At that point, I thought Bob Williams was going to stab me with his steak knife and Howland looked like he wanted to eat me.

I know, I know, cool story bro.

Pics or GTFO

AZDuck

of the fuckbuddy, not Howland

Speaking of which, creepy as fuck:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Doogles said:

mobey said:

HuskyJW said:

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

Wonder of Howland still wants to coach. Going to UCLA was a mistake in that he made his rep at Pitt by getting tough guys to play defense and ugly ball. That's not a good fit for the Bruins but Bennett showed would work at WSU.

Plus he's somewhat disgraced not unlike the Pirate.

Just ran into Howland here in Santa Barbara, he's from the same coaching tree as UCSBs Bob Williams and they were mucking it up in hawaiian shirts at a beach front bar/restaurant.

It was my fuck buddies dirty 30 and I was pretty tanked off a PLSS cocktail of tequilla, pacifico, oysters, and blow so naturally I had to yell a "hey coach". He smiled and waved until i inexplicably blurted "Go Bruins"! At that point, I thought Bob Williams was going to stab me with his steak knife and Howland looked like he wanted to eat me.

I know, I know, cool story bro.

Pics or GTFO

BennyBeaver

Doogles said:

mobey said:

HuskyJW said:

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

Wonder of Howland still wants to coach. Going to UCLA was a mistake in that he made his rep at Pitt by getting tough guys to play defense and ugly ball. That's not a good fit for the Bruins but Bennett showed would work at WSU.

Plus he's somewhat disgraced not unlike the Pirate.

Just ran into Howland here in Santa Barbara, he's from the same coaching tree as UCSBs Bob Williams and they were mucking it up in hawaiian shirts at a beach front bar/restaurant.

It was my fuck buddies dirty 30 and I was pretty tanked off a PLSS cocktail of tequilla, pacifico, oysters, and blow so naturally I had to yell a "hey coach". He smiled and waved until i inexplicably blurted "Go Bruins"! At that point, I thought Bob Williams was going to stab me with his steak knife and Howland looked like he wanted to eat me.

I know, I know, cool story bro.

81% funnier than Mick Dabone's bar poasts.

dnc

AZDuck said:

of the fuckbuddy, not Howland

Speaking of which, creepy as fuck:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Doogles said:

mobey said:

HuskyJW said:

If Bill Moos is serious about winning he'll hire Bruce Pearl

Wonder of Howland still wants to coach. Going to UCLA was a mistake in that he made his rep at Pitt by getting tough guys to play defense and ugly ball. That's not a good fit for the Bruins but Bennett showed would work at WSU.

Plus he's somewhat disgraced not unlike the Pirate.

Just ran into Howland here in Santa Barbara, he's from the same coaching tree as UCSBs Bob Williams and they were mucking it up in hawaiian shirts at a beach front bar/restaurant.

It was my fuck buddies dirty 30 and I was pretty tanked off a PLSS cocktail of tequilla, pacifico, oysters, and blow so naturally I had to yell a "hey coach". He smiled and waved until i inexplicably blurted "Go Bruins"! At that point, I thought Bob Williams was going to stab me with his steak knife and Howland looked like he wanted to eat me.

I know, I know, cool story bro.

Pics or GTFO

Howland to Penn State?