WashingTEN

Tailgater

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

haie

I haven't seen any washingTEN fans stop duck fans in public and shout some stupid bullshit. Pretty sure any venom directed at duck fans has been to the bandwagon ones crawling out of the woodwork the last 10 years.

Tailgater

Ahh....... so this board is for kissing duck ass with admiration or feeding the foul creatures at the park. I would have never known.

doogsinparadise

Isn't day drinking great.

AZDuck

Huh?

haie

Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Here goes:
line 1 - this sub-message board sucks ass (kind of agree).
line 2 - there's no real rivalry here because we've been getting stomped by our "rivals" for a decade (true).
line 3 - apparently there are husky fans who still talk shit despite aforementioned stomping (none that i know of).
line 4 - i have no fucking clue what this line means.
line 5 - i think he means if we win at Autzen we can start talking shit again (disagree).

dnc

haie said:

Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Here goes:
line 1 - this sub-message board sucks ass (kind of agree).
line 2 - there's no real rivalry here because we've been getting stomped by our "rivals" for a decade (true).
line 3 - apparently there are husky fans who still talk shit despite aforementioned stomping (none that i know of).
line 4 - i have no fucking clue what this line means.
line 5 - i think he means if we win at Autzen we can start talking shit again (disagree).

Change your handle to TailgaterTranslater stat.

Kudos.

Tailgater

haie said:

Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Here goes:
line 1 - this sub-message board sucks ass (kind of agree).
line 2 - there's no real rivalry here because we've been getting stomped by our "rivals" for a decade (true).
line 3 - apparently there are husky fans who still talk shit despite aforementioned stomping (none that i know of).
line 4 - i have no fucking clue what this line means.
line 5 - i think he means if we win at Autzen we can start talking shit again (disagree).

Translation mediocre and none is needed if that characteristic for which we are most hated at Autism on the Williamette ever returns.

RoadDawg55

Tailgater said:

haie said:

Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Here goes:
line 1 - this sub-message board sucks ass (kind of agree).
line 2 - there's no real rivalry here because we've been getting stomped by our "rivals" for a decade (true).
line 3 - apparently there are husky fans who still talk shit despite aforementioned stomping (none that i know of).
line 4 - i have no fucking clue what this line means.
line 5 - i think he means if we win at Autzen we can start talking shit again (disagree).

Translation mediocre and none is needed if that characteristic for which we are most hated at Autism on the Williamette ever returns.

Haie, you are now on retainer. Please get to work and decipher this code.

haie

Tailgater said:

haie said:

Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Here goes:
line 1 - this sub-message board sucks ass (kind of agree).
line 2 - there's no real rivalry here because we've been getting stomped by our "rivals" for a decade (true).
line 3 - apparently there are husky fans who still talk shit despite aforementioned stomping (none that i know of).
line 4 - i have no fucking clue what this line means.
line 5 - i think he means if we win at Autzen we can start talking shit again (disagree).

Translation mediocre and none is needed if that characteristic for which we are most hated at Autism on the Williamette ever returns.

line 1 - my translating skills are mediocre (probably because I was sober when translating the original message) and if we ever start beating the ducks consistently we can all stop arguing over how to react to getting shit-stomped 10 years in a row and go back to blowing each other while we woof.

Mosster47

Can we bequeeth this site to haie now that Derrick has clearly turned it into Doogman 2.0?

oregonblitzkrieg

Tailgater said:

Ahh....... so this board is for kissing duck ass with admiration or feeding the foul creatures at the park. I would have never known.

Go back to the general board where you belong, and get your ass kicked repeatedly by d2d. This is your lot in life. Accept it and be happy.

Fenwick

Tailgater said:

Ahh....... so this board is for kissing duck ass with admiration or feeding the foul creatures at the park. I would have never known.

NOw this is just silly. Are you saying it is not okay to respect rivals who have kicked your butt for ten years? Respect is not kissing ass. Have not seen that ass kissing on this board. It's a big reason I joined. Most here seem to be realists. You will beat us again. Some day.

[Deleted User]

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Tailgater said:

Ahh....... so this board is for kissing duck ass with admiration or feeding the foul creatures at the park. I would have never known.

Go back to the general board where you belong, and get your ass kicked repeatedly by d2d. This is your lot in life. Accept it and be happy.

Can you share your drugs please? I got a nice kick out of the thought that d2d is kicking anyone's ass repeatedly in an argument.

mobey

Tailgater said:

This must be the one-holer of all outhouse message boards.
A ten game losing streak turns rivalry to yellow snow.
How much embarrassment must we need to STFU?
A doog barking bored smack at ducks is a doogfooker.
Screw-the-pooch in the middle of The Pond and then howl.

Rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer?

phineas

PUMP MY GAS DUCK

ToiletSeat

One little, two little, three little plunger rapes,
Four little, five little, six little plunger rapes,
Seven little, eight little, nine little plunger rapes,
Ten little plunger rapes now!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Tailgater said:

Ahh....... so this board is for kissing duck ass with admiration or feeding the foul creatures at the park. I would have never known.

Yes, if you show any venom toward the _ucks, you're automatically labeled a Doog.